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The Third Annual White House Christmas Special! Because I am too lazy to think up something new, it must be time for a clip reel.

Here are some highlights from a couple of the most widely underappreciated posts in Skimbleland, starting with The Second Annual White House Christmas Special. Please feel free to sing along...

Joy to the World: Evolution Edition

Sung by the Secular Humanism Christmas Holiday Chorale
to the tune of "Joy to the World"

Joy to the world,
This duck is lame.
Let Darwin do his thing!
Let every state
Know where to place the blame,
And heav’n and nature sing,
And heav’n and nature sing,
And heav’n and nature sing!

And from The First Annnual White House Christmas Special...

Spider Hole

Sung with a Texas twang by George W Bush
to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Dashing to Iraq
With a stopoff in Kuwait
Overspend a lot
Catch the guy I hate
Cheney makes a face
Loves inflicting pain
‘Cause everything they’re losing there
Is Halliburton’s gain!

Oh, spider hole, spider hole,
Shock and awe and bomb
Oh what fun it is to try
To neutralize Saddam!
Silo nukes, Baathist gooks,
Nothing there? My bad!
Oh what fun to fry the guy
Who tried to kill my dad!



Cue global booing... wait... NOW!

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