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Friday, December 17, 2004
The White House Christmas Special! Before I break for my winter hibernation, here is the Skimble transcription of a television show from one of the lesser-known cable channels. Please feel free to sing along:

Fade up on TV studio set of a Christmas scene: artificial Currier and Ives snowscapes, twinkling lights, a festively decorated Christmas tree, a Nativity scene, the White House.

The back wall of the studio is a blue cyclorama of a step-and-repeat pattern that says: "Reinforcing Christian values."


Host Pat Sajak enters, with an introductory song:

O Come All Ye Faith-Based

Sung by Pat Sajak to the tune of "Adeste Fidelis"

O come, all ye faith-based, joyful and triumphant,
Oh come ye, O come ye to Washington;
Come and behold him, born the King of Diebold;
O come, let us adore him, Karl the Rove.


Enter Karl Rove with a jolly tune.

Let 'Em Vote

Sung by Karl Rove to the tune of "Let It Snow"

Oh the media take dictation
And the Wal-Marts rule the nation
So as long as we got their goat
Let 'em vote! Let 'em vote! Let 'em vote!

The president's bad at speaking
So we'll do a little tweaking
And he'll learn his lines by rote
Let 'em vote! Let 'em vote! Let 'em vote!

When it's time to make George look great
With the Swift Vets it won't be so hard
After them everyone will forget
All the time he took off from the Guard!

Suspicions just keep on mounting
And Ohio still is counting
So as long as democracy's broke
Let 'em vote! Let 'em vote! Let 'em vote!


Enter disgruntled readers of The New York Times.

O Loathsome Ahmed Chalabi

Sung by the readers of The New York Times
to the tune of "O Little Town of Bethlehem"


O loathsome Ahmed Chalabi, how long we've heard thee lie
Above thy deep and soulless sleaze the helicopters fly
Yet in the streets of Baghdad, where bomb explosions light,
The hopes and fears of vile careers are met in thee tonight


[NEWSBREAK: Sinclair Broadcasting's
"The Point"]


Enter a scarf-clad, color-coordinated group of singers.

Condoleeza Rice

Sung by the New Christian Minstrels
to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"


PDB
Are you listening
FBI
Memos glistening
The hijackers came
But she's not to blame
Nine-eleven Condoleeza Rice

And in August he'll be on vacation
She will have to brief him on the threat
Mention that Osama hates the nation
Maybe with an airplane or a jet

Later on
The Commission
Won't be down
With her vision
A failure to spot
What three thousand got
Nine-eleven Condoleeza Rice



An elaborate fanfare of jubilant trumpets. With tears of joy in his eyes, host Pat Sajak introduces the President of the United States.

As George W Bush takes center stage with the ecstatic studio audience applauding and speaking in tongues, the Seal of the President of the United States appears from above him and descends into place behind his head like a halo. In flowing white robes Ann Coulter and Peggy Noonan sing "Alleluia! Alleluia!" as a choir of Caucasian angels, strumming miniature golden harps, wordlessly intones celestial melodies from on high.

In an abrupt change of mood, Alan Jackson and Toby Keith enter, flanking the President, playing a jaunty tune on their guitars.

Spider Hole

Sung with a Texas twang by George W Bush
to the tune of "Jingle Bells"


Dashing to Iraq
With a stopoff in Kuwait
Overspend a lot
Catch the guy I hate
Cheney makes a face
Loves inflicting pain
‘Cause everything they’re losing there
Is Halliburton’s gain!

Oh, spider hole, spider hole,
Shock and awe and bomb
Oh what fun it is to try
To neutralize Saddam!
Silo nukes, Baathist gooks,
Nothing there? My bad!
Oh what fun to fry the guy
Who tried to kill my dad!


Cue nine-minute standing ovation.

See you in 2005 — sure to be a stinking, rotten year!
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invitation

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Thursday, December 16, 2004
No mandate for Social Security privatization or anti-gay bigotry.

Fifty-one percent is decisive, isn't it? See the bottom two bars.


From today's
Wall Street Journal, subscription required.
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Wednesday, December 15, 2004
First Command's slap on the wrist. Even when they get caught, First Command's shit still smells like roses (
Yahoo News):
NASD announced today that it has censured and fined First Command Financial Planning Inc., a Fort Worth, TX broker-dealer, $12 million for making misleading statements and omitting important information when selling mutual fund investments with up-front sales charges of up to 50 percent through a monthly installment method known as a "Systematic Investment Plan."

From that $12 million, First Command is ordered to pay restitution to thousands of customers who purchased a Systematic Investment Plan between Jan.1, 1999 and the present who terminated the plan and paid an effective sales charge greater than 5 percent. All money remaining will be payable to the NASD Investor Education Foundation, to be used for the investor education needs of members of the military and their families. The Foundation will use the funds to support educational programs, materials and research to help equip members of the military community with the knowledge and skills necessary to make informed investment decisions. It is anticipated that the Foundation will receive approximately $8 million.
I first started writing about this problem sixteen months ago.

Unfortunately, $12 million is nothing when you consider that they have sold these "plans" to hundreds of thousands of military families.

To put this all in perspective, let's just take a wild guess that 300,000 military personnel were affected. A fine of $12 million works out to...





Wait for it...





Forty bucks per soldier.
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Another problem of literal Bible interpretation, as currently in vogue within the Republican cult, is that you can't expect the stupid or the insane to understand when to turn it off (
Houston Chronicle):
A mother who admitted killing her baby girl by severing the child's arms was guided by a Bible passage in which Jesus refers to cutting off body parts to cast away sin, the woman's attorney said today.

Dena Schlosser, a 35-year-old housewife with a history of mental illness, has referred to the New Testament passage since the killings, said attorney David Haynes. He told The Associated Press that he believes the passage influenced her method in killing 10-month-old Margaret.

In the Book of Matthew, Jesus says, "If thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."

Schlosser was charged with capital murder Nov. 22, after she told a 911 operator she had severed her baby's arms. Police found her in the living room, covered in blood, still holding a knife and listening to a church hymn.

Haynes, a Christian who teaches Bible classes at his church, said Schlosser was severely mentally ill at the time of the killing and misinterpreted Christ's words. Haynes believes Christ was simply encouraging followers to cast out anything that came between them and God.

"Many things can be justified if you chop a couple of verses out of the Bible and say 'OK, these words mean what they say and say what they mean," Haynes said.
Somebody please explain that to 51% of the American population, which is on the fast track to becoming the collective antagonist of a third-rate Stephen King potboiler: "Police found her in the living room, covered in blood, still holding a knife and listening to a church hymn."

Backward, Christian soldiers.
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Conservative family lottery. Rupert Murdoch is having a grand ol' time making a money-based mockery of America (
NY Post):
FOX is turning a grown adopted child's search for her father into a reality/game show called "Who's Your Daddy."

On the Jan. 3, 90-minute special, the woman will face eight men — one is her father, and the fakes' goal is to trick her into thinking they are.

If, after three elimination rounds, she picks out her real father, she wins $100,000. If she picks the wrong one, the fake daddy gets the big-bucks prize.
Compassionate!
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Left-handed pitcher. Here are the nominations I submitted to the
2004 Koufax Awards
Best Blog: Atrios - Eschaton
Best Writing: Josh Marshall, Digby, Billmon
Best Post: Skimble [self-nomination], "What I hate"
Best Series: Orcinus, "The Rise of Pseudo Fascism"
Best Single Issue Blog: TalkLeft
Most Humorous Blog: Jesus' General
Most Deserving of Wider Recognition:
        Avedon Carol's The Sideshow,
        No More Mister Nice Blog,
        xymphora
Best Expert Blog: TalkLeft
Best New Blog: James Wolcott
Did you already guess this list from the blogroll?
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Tuesday, December 14, 2004
A chicken in every yacht. The cultural signs of the dismantling of the New Deal are appearing all around us. America's cowardly rich, shielded by televised bluster and pseudo-moral rhetoric, hide in their gated communities and play their elitist games of escalating ostentation (Robert Frank,
WSJ):
Don Weston used to feel special cruising the world in his 100-foot yacht. Yet on a recent morning at the International Boat Show here, the retired Cincinnati businessman stood on his upper deck, overshadowed by giants.

Next door was the Corrie Lynn, a 130-foot cruiser with a king-sized Jacuzzi, five cabins, retractable plasma TV screens and twin jet skis. Down the dock was the 197-foot Alfa Four, with an indoor gym, swimming pool and helicopter pad. The talk of the show was billionaire Paul Allen's new pleasure boat, Octopus, which extends over 400 feet and has a basketball court, music studio and personal submarine. That's about to be topped by a yacht under construction in Dubai for a Saudi client. It's expected to exceed 500 feet, the size of a small cruise ship.

"I used to think I had a good-sized boat," sighs Mr. Weston. "Now it's like a dinghy compared to these others. How big are they going to get?"

The yacht business reflects a new arms race breaking out among the wealthy. With the population of millionaires soaring to more than two million in the U.S., the rich are finding it harder to set themselves apart. Many are turning to supersized luxury consumer products to rise above the pack. Today's super-wealthy, and the companies that serve them, are creating a whole new category of high-end products that are priced beyond the reach of mere millionaires.

Megayachts have grown in size from a typical length of 80 feet to 110 feet in the mid-1990s to well over 150 feet today. The market for luxury yachts has more than tripled since 1997, with some boats costing well over $100 million. Dozens of boats longer than 200 feet are now under construction.

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The luxury boom stems from a huge increase in personal fortunes. The wealth held by millionaires world-wide rose to $28.8 trillion as of the end of 2003, according to a separate Capgemini-Merrill study, up 11% from $26 trillion in 2001. That's more than the annual gross domestic products of the U.S., Japan, Germany, France and the United Kingdom combined. Those at the very top appear to be doing especially well recently. The wealth controlled by individuals in North America with more than $30 million in financial assets -- such as stocks and bonds, but not including real estate -- jumped 45% to $3.04 trillion in 2003 from $2.1 trillion in 2002, according to Capgemini-Merrill.

A generally rising stock market over the past decade, soaring executive compensation, higher real-estate values and lower taxes on the wealthy are all cited as explanations for the rising wealth. Also, more and more entrepreneurs who started family businesses after World War II are cashing out because of industry consolidation, creating what private bankers like to call "major liquidity events." Today's instant multimillionaires tend to be younger than the rich of the past, and more likely to splurge on lifestyle goods to differentiate themselves from hoi polloi affluent people.

Edward N. Wolff, a professor of economics at New York University who studies wealth, likens modern-day big spenders to nobles at the court of France's Louis XIV, who reigned from 1643 to 1715. To ensure the nobles' loyalty, Louis continually raised the "entry price" of being in his court, requiring them to wear increasingly expensive clothes and keep larger and larger homes. The nobles' need for greater wealth made them even more dependent on the king's good graces, and left them less money to spend on arms.
It is obscene for a class of people owning 400-foot yachts with helicopter pads to talk of the "hedonism" of same-sex couples that want to marry.

Here's your real "ownership society." These are the people George W Bush calls his "base," and it was for them he created the biggest deficit in American history by cutting their taxes, growing the government, invading Iraq, and masquerading that he shares the so-called moral values of those with less than eight figures in liquid assets.
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Monday, December 13, 2004
Enron in charge of Inauguration '05. Worshipping the Boy Emperor comes at a steep price. And you have to go through Enron to pay your tribute (Shelby Hodge,
Houston Chronicle):
Coveted invitations to join the Bush-Cheney inauguration celebration at the highest levels — $250,000 and $100,000 — have begun landing in the mailboxes of wealthy Republicans and corporate chieftains across the country.

And our town's Nancy Kinder is part of the national team in charge of harvesting those top-tier sponsorships.

As finance chair of the Presidential Inauguration Committee, Kinder, along with committee leaders Bill DeWitt, Brad Freeman, Mercer Reynolds and Jeanne L. Phillips, has the megaresponsibility of raising $45 million, the price tag for the four days of inaugural festivities. Kinder was offered the plum position directly by the White House.

With only a few weeks to raise that super sum, Kinder, who was one of the top female fund-raisers in the country for the Bush-Cheney campaign, is charging full steam ahead. But don't expect to see her in the D.C. office that has been reserved with her name on the door. This high-powered fund-raiser is conducting her inaugural business from home base.

The high rollers who pony up at the six-figure levels, with only 100 available in each category, earn multiple tickets to a variety of parties and special events during the Jan. 18-21 celebration. And despite the high price tag, Kinder says the VIP packages are going fast.

She adds that the pricy sponsorships allow ordinary citizens to enjoy the four days of festivities at a more reasonable price. It will cost regular folks $150 each to attend an inaugural ball.
Nancy Kinder is better known as the wife of Richard Kinder, an ex-president of Enron Corp., Bush’s top career patron, according to the Center for Public Integrity.
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Swift Boat Veterans for Truth = Dioxin.
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Queefer madness. Young people, as far as your bodies and your futures are concerned, the federal government is doing its very best to keep you expensively misinformed (Robyn E Blumner in the
St Petersburg Times):
During the 2005 fiscal year, the federal government will spend $170-million to support programs that preach that sex is to be reserved for marriage only, and a number of the recipients of those dollars will be faith-based. That's more than double what was spent in 2001.

But unlike Bush's energetic concern over educational accountability and standards reflected in No Child Left Behind, the curricula for abstinence-only sex education programs are not vetted for accuracy. (There was an attempt by Democratic lawmakers in 2002 to require medical accuracy as a condition of receiving money for these programs, but that effort was voted down by Republicans on the House Energy and Commerce Committee.)

So rather than getting the tools they need to make sensible choices about their health and bodies, young people are being told outrageous lies, such as how 5 to 10 percent of women who have abortions will become sterile (when there's no correlation between elective abortions and sterility) or how condoms fail to prevent HIV transmission 31 percent of the time (when a study in the New England Journal of Medicine found that consistent condom use resulted in a zero transmission rate.)

The congressional study, conducted by the Special Investigations Division of the Committee on Government Reform at the behest of Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., found "false, misleading, or distorted information about reproductive health" in more than 80 percent of the most popular abstinence-only curricula.

The result is not that young people are scared off sex until marriage. (Even most of those who take virginity pledges engage in premarital sex.) It's that they don't bother taking precautions against sexually transmitted diseases or pregnancy. They are led to believe that condoms are ineffective.

"We hear from kids all the time about the myths they've been fed," said Marilyn Anderson, director of education at Planned Parenthood of Southwest and Central Florida. "The whole idea is to scare kids and make them think they'll get HIV by having sex. But what's walking into our clinic says that kids are having sex, just without condoms."
$170 million just to say "Just Say No"! "That's more than double what was spent in 2001." They weren't kidding when they said 9/11 changed everything.

Shit like this just makes me want to get high and have sex.
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Sunday, December 12, 2004
Yet another reason Social Security privatization is a swindle. All things considered, the chances are excellent that the GOP-touted glorious "historical returns" of the stock market will simply not pan out in the future. Once again, as with Iraq, the carefully orchestrated Republican blather has nothing at all to do with reality.

"We're at the tail end of a wonderful environment for equities," says Douglas Cliggott, president of B&P Research, the U.S. arm of Brummer & Partners, a Swedish asset manager. (Quoted in
Barron's, as part of its 2005 forecast issue, December 13, 2004.)

If the stock market's glory days are over, why borrow against the future to invest in a losing gamble?

Assuming the US had privatized Social Security on the first day of the Bush presidency in January 2001, then using the Dow Jones Industrial Average as our yardstick, your hypothetical retirement nest egg would have lost 0.4% over the course of the four years of his first term up until the market's close on Friday. (The Dow Jones Industrial Average opened at 10,587.59 on the first day of Dubya's appointment to the presidency, and closed at 10,543.22 Friday.) A net loss of 0.4% is even worse than the crappy yield you get in a savings account at your neighborhood bank. And, to make matters still worse, we are clearly moving into a period of renewed inflation in which your money will be worth less. Goodbye, life savings!

On the other hand, the Dow Jones Industrial Average opened at 3,255.99 on the first day and closed at 10,587.59 on the last day of the Clinton presidency. Using the index as a broad barometer of the wealth contained in personal investments and 401(k) plans, American assets realized a gain of 325% after the eight years of his administration.

If you want to make a case against Social Security privatization then the pseudo-CEO presidency of George W Bush is Exhibit A, associated as it is with executive entitlements, a rock-solid pattern of incompetence, a total lack of accountability, a history of nonperformance, an oil-industry policy rubber stamp, scandals among his biggest contributors (Enron, Merrill Lynch, etc.), and a dangerously weakened dollar concurrent with higher oil prices.

Maybe the only way privatization could really work is with a Democrat in the White House. That's how wealth is not only more evenly distributed, but properly generated, as recent history shows.
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Friday, December 10, 2004
Krugman:
"Once you realize that [Social Security] privatization really means government borrowing to speculate on stocks, it doesn't sound too responsible, does it?"
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Soldiers are not an ATM machine. First Command is starting to get its comeuppance (Diana B. Henriques,
NYT):
First Command Financial Services, a financial company that caters to military officers, has stopped selling an archaic type of mutual fund with upfront sales charges that can eat up half of an investor's first-year contributions.

First Command, based in Fort Worth, had sold the funds, called contractual plans, to hundreds of thousands of military families over the years, marketing them as a disciplined way for service members to invest a fixed monthly amount over as many as 20 years.

Because of their high fees, the funds largely vanished from the civilian market decades ago. An article in The New York Times in July reported that they were still being sold to military families, and the House passed a bill in October that, among other things, would have barred the sale of new contractual plans. A similar Senate bill did not come to a vote before Congress recessed for the year.

First Command also acknowledged yesterday that it expected to face disciplinary action soon by regulators at NASD and the Securities and Exchange Commission.

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Supporters of the bipartisan bill that passed the House in October said yesterday that First Command's decision, while welcome, did not eliminate the need for Congressional action to protect military families from expensive and unsuitable financial products.

The House Financial Services Committee "would have preferred the outright ban contained in the legislation which passed the House," said Peggy Peterson, a spokeswoman for the committee. "Nonetheless, the decision moves the marketplace in the right direction."

Representative Rahm Emanuel, an Illinois Democrat on the committee, said, "A lot of questionable financial companies and products, besides these funds, are being marketed to enlistees on the base. We still have to make it clear that these enlistees are not an A.T.M. machine."
Lamar C. Smith, First Command CEO, said that his company's decision to stop selling the plans did not mean that it regarded the products as improper or unsuitable.

Neither are they illegal. What the products are, however, is a cruel and calculated abuse of the relative youth and financial inexperience of American soldiers held captive to their sales pitches.

Okay, so they've stopped selling them. What about the "hundreds of thousands" they have sold already? What happens to the financial prospects for those accountholders? You guessed it — FUBAR.

What First Command calls a "disciplined investment" is actually a rigorously planned, orderly way for soldiers to screw themselves. Not alone, but with an awful lot of help from the people who gave First Command, and only First Command, face-to-face access to meet with men and women in uniform. Somebody somewhere gave the go-ahead for First Command's financial "planners" to sell crazy-expensive mutual funds and unnecessary life insurance to enlistees. That kind of exclusivity comes at a price. You have to ask yourself: What kind of hidden reward is waiting for the ones who gave First Command access to soldiers in the first place?

You would expect the American government to protect soldiers, those whose mission is to protect Americans. But who is "up-armoring" them against unscrupulous life insurance salesmen?

Is it any wonder that Lamar C. Smith is a Bush-Cheney 2004 contributor?

See more First Command links at the top of this page.
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Thursday, December 09, 2004
How family values are destroying America. Put corruption and cronyism inside a family and you've got a dynasty. A parent giving a child an unfair advanatge is the ultimate abuse of "affirmative action" — look in the White House if you want to see what I mean.

Dynasty behavior is screwing everything up on every level. Watch as billions vanish because Darleen Druyun's kid had asthma (
WSJ):
Darleen Druyun's acid tongue and hardball negotiating style were famous among Pentagon contractors when she was a top Air Force acquisition official. But it was family loyalty that helped send Ms. Druyun to prison and set off the biggest Pentagon procurement scandal since the 1980s.

Even as she hammered out multibillion-dollar weapons deals, Ms. Druyun took time out to keep bedside vigils when her elder daughter, Heather, was hospitalized for asthma and her other daughter broke both arms in a horseback-riding accident. At the Pentagon, where she browbeat generals and defense-industry executives alike, former co-workers recall Ms. Druyun pausing during meetings to beam with pride over a framed charcoal drawing of an eagle in her office. "That's Heather's work," she would say.

Ms. Druyun, 57 years old, admitted in October that she steered billions of dollars worth of contracts to Boeing Co. out of gratitude for Boeing's hiring of Heather, Heather's future husband and eventually herself. That confession, in a signed statement to the court, came as a shock to many because previously she had admitted only to breaking conflict-of-interest rules in her job talks with Boeing -- the crime for which she has been sentenced to nine months in prison. Ms. Druyun pleaded guilty partly to protect her daughter, whom prosecutors had threatened to charge over her role as a conduit in the illegal job talks.

The government is now conducting its biggest Pentagon corruption investigation since bribery marred Ronald Reagan's defense buildup in the 1980s. Investigators are scouring dozens of contracts, trying to determine how many of Ms. Druyun's deals were tainted. They're also trying to figure out how to stop civil servants from building fiefdoms as Ms. Druyun did over a decade.

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In late 2000, Ms. Druyun's professional and personal lives began to overlap. According to court statements by Ms. Druyun and others, she contacted Mr. [Michael] Sears, Boeing's chief financial officer, and asked him about a possible job for Heather's then-boyfriend and future husband, Michael McKee, who had a doctorate in aeronautical engineering from Ohio State University. Mr. Sears promptly met the young man, and he was hired into Boeing's prestigious Phantom Works defense research unit in St. Louis.

Within two months, Ms. Druyun sought Mr. Sears's help again, this time to find a job for Heather. In a puzzling move, Ms. Druyun called Mr. Sears a few days later attempting to withdraw the request, according to the Air Force general counsel's office. But Mr. Sears had already set the wheels in motion. Heather, then 24 years old with a degree in communications, was hired by Boeing's defense unit as a college recruiter.

Around the same time, Ms. Druyun approved a $412 million contract modification for Boeing's C-17 -- the same plane she had helped save a decade earlier when it was a McDonnell Douglas project. She dealt with Mr. Sears on the contract modification. Then in June 2001, Ms. Druyun awarded Boeing a $4 billion upset win over Lockheed to upgrade Lockheed's own C-130 cargo planes. She now admits she "was influenced by her perceived indebtedness to Boeing" and that an "objective" decision maker "may not have selected Boeing." It is illegal for government officials to allow personal benefit to impact their official duties.

In 2002, Heather became afraid that she might lose her job -- it's not clear why -- and she conveyed those fears to her mother, according to Ms. Druyun's court statement. Ms. Druyun again contacted a high-ranking Boeing executive with whom she was negotiating contracts. Heather was transferred to another post in the human-resources department.

Lockheed and other Boeing rivals didn't protest the now-suspect contract decisions while Ms. Druyun was in power, and officials of those companies say they didn't suspect favoritism. Nonetheless, Ms. Druyun made clear to associates that she admired Boeing. In 2001, she briefed Air Force Secretary James Roche on the contest between Boeing and Lockheed to build the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter, a multipurpose plane slated to be the biggest Pentagon program ever. She started by extolling the virtues of Boeing's management, says a participant at the meeting. "After 20 minutes, Roche interrupted and asked her, 'Are you going to actually talk to me about the airplane?' " this person says. The Air Force chose Lockheed a few months later on the strength of its airplane design.
"She started by extolling the virtues of Boeing's management."

That is so fucking sad. The chief procurement officer of the Air Force is a billion-dollar shill so her asthmatic daughter Heather can get a job. It was June when I first took a look at Dragon Lady's daughter, Heather McKee.

The long article (3,000 words!) in today's Journal by Andy Pasztor and Jonathan Karp is good reporting with a lot of details I haven't seen before, and I'm tempted to excerpt a lot more. But despite all the hand-wringing about the family's medical conditions (Druyun has diabetes; her husband has a heart condition), Druyun was the sole reason that billions in taxes were wasted in diverted contracts. Those billions belonged to Americans, millions of whom also have diabetes and asthma and heart conditions. And they don't have the US Treasury at their beck and call as Druyun did.

The cost of dynasty behavior is incalculable. Billions from taxpayers in the case of Boeing; thousands of lives in the case of Iraq.

Family values will kill us all — until we realize that the family is the human species itself.

HANDY LINK LIST
Darleen Druyun's $5.7 billion surprise (with photo)
Spawn of the Dragon Lady: Heather McKee
Dragon Lady's multibillion dollar retirement party
Stealing through turbulence: Boeing CFO Michael Sears's book on business "ethics"
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Singing the Blues. Vote with your money. We noted
Choose the Blue last week. Now we call your attention to Buy Blue.
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Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Dressing for a man date. Here's a late entry in the competition for
gayest picture of the year:


In costume, son of wimp entertains the Village People.

Inspired by Digby.
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Digby hits another one out of the ballpark with his
examination of fundamentalism, and the implications it has for a post-Lakoff strategy by the Left.
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Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Paul Krugman on
Social Security:
...Social Security is a government program that works, a demonstration that a modest amount of taxing and spending can make people's lives better and more secure. And that's why the right wants to destroy it.
He also identifies the specific battle in the class warfare that's being waged by the right today as having its roots a couple of decades ago. If, as Republican operatives would like us to believe, the Social Security trust fund isn't an entity indepedent of the federal government, then "...[the] Greenspan-sponsored tax increase in the 1980's was nothing but an exercise in class warfare: taxes on working-class Americans went up, taxes on the affluent went down, and the workers have nothing to show for their sacrifice."

Typical GOP strategy: profit by getting someone else to sacrifice. Does that strategy sound familiar to anyone serving in Iraq? Vietnam veterans who couldn't get into the Texas Air National Guard? Uninsured minimum-wage employees? Blue States that pay the expenses of the Red States?
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Alternatives to First Command Financial Planning. In the last year or so over 1,500 soldiers have to come to this site looking for more information about First Command Financial Planning, the financial services firm that is force-fed to Americans in uniform. According to my traffic stats, so far this morning the Army, Navy and Marine Corps have all come a-knockin', and it's only 0900.

First Command is notorious for charging exorbitant fees that have been outlawed from the civilian world where there is more competition for individual investments, and for selling inappropriate and overpriced life insurance to young men and women who are putting their money in as much danger as their lives. See the earlier posts "First Command, last resort, Parts
1, 2, and 3" for more details.

The good news is this — you can do better. Your best defense against unscrupulous profiteers sticking their hands into your pockets is to educate yourself. Since you're already on the Internet looking for more information, you might consider taking a look at these sites:

360 Degrees of Financial Literacy covers a lot of the basics of managing your money.

Military.com offers an overview of money management and investing.

That's just education, which is useless unless you follow it with action. When you're ready to start plunking down some money, take a look at the firms that offer investments:

USAA has a miilitary-friendly approach to investing with none of the baggage that First Command has.

Vanguard is another stable company known for solid management and low expenses, in stark contrast to First Command which is known for the exact opposite.

If you want me to cover something more specifically on this site, leave a comment or email me. I can't give individual advice but I can try to point you in the right direction.
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Monday, December 06, 2004
Sex in the reality-based community. It's been a while since I ponied up $9.50 to see a movie, so I figured it ought to at least be a sex movie. Kinsey is worth your time: a solid portrayal of a controversial figure who was unafraid to speak up in a world that hated and denied its own reality.

The central struggle that Kinsey represents is normality vs. "morality," with science elbowing religious concepts of sexual morality across the line into realm of the abnormal, which of course they are in the statistical sense of the word. In the real world, then and now, acts of missionary-position sex between a husband and wife for the purpose of procreation are relatively rare and statistically deviant. Norms of behavior can only be declared once they have been measured, and Kinsey was indeed a true pioneer in his persistence to measure them. Did he go too far in researching (and therefore validating) certain practices such as pedophilia? Hell if I know. I only saw a movie. But there is no doubt that his initial impulse — to free sex from its medieval shadows and to bring it into the light of rationalism — was as politically threatening then as it is today to those who hate reality-based norms.

In 2004, of course, that means the Republican Party with its never-ending parade of closeted homosexuals, adulterers, voyeurs, serial philanderers and pedophiles. Cast any light on their private lives and they scuttle like cockroaches. Kinsey's scientific solution: Study the cockroach. Their cultural solution: Hate the light.

The acting: Liam Neeson's earnest geek is a compelling mixture of determination and vulnerability. For most of the movie his single-mindedness is charming and convincing in its depiction of the passion behind rationality. As Kinsey's wife, Laura Linney is given less to do than she probably deserves, but she makes the most of it. John Lithgow: requisite parental evil. Oliver Platt: wasted in a thankless role.

Amiable period production design. Nicely directed, including some very interesting transitional montages covered with a good score by Carter Burwell and better than average musical supervision.

Biographies are hell to film for two reasons. One is the straitjacket of chronological history ("he did this, then he did that, and then..."), which imposes a rigor that is extremely difficult to avoid without the reflex of flashbacks.

The second and more problematic area in filming a biography is The Importance of All Events. In life you never know which events are going to be formative or profound. Not so in film biographies: a movie must be dramatically economical while a book can be expansive and discursive and exploratory. In the movie, when Young Kinsey encounters someone, you just know it's got to be so damn important because he's Young Kinsey and his career hasn't even gotten off the ground yet and so the whole world he inhabits seems poised to deliver the Kinsey We Know and every little thing we see is Setting the Stage for Why He Is So Famous, which drains most scenes of narrative zest. The resulting lack of suspense is dramatic naturalism at its most unnatural.

There are a couple of interesting attempts to minimize these hurdles cinematically. In one sequence, when Kinsey and his staff start racing around the country to gather the data for the first book on male sexuality, a nice animation of a racing red line criss-crossing the map of America overlays on the film's essential stylistic device, an interview motif, as hundreds of interview subjects appear as destinations on the map, all talking at once. On top of that, the classic Ella Fitzgerald rendition of "Too Darn Hot" by Cole Porter is played ("according to the Kinsey report...") and what should be a mess of cacophony and visual chaos, or a weatherbeaten cliché, turns out to be a charming solution to a routine cinematic problem — how to depict the passage of time.

Although the talk is frank and there are a couple of jolts, Kinsey isn't especially sexy. That's one of the things I liked about it, because it assumed the freedom to rise about the ostensible subject matter, the study of sex, and to look at how sex threatens power.

One of the film's strongest theses is that the regulation of sexual attitudes is a class struggle — not the kind of pronouncement you expect from a Hollywood biopic. Kinsey's rise and fall had everything to do with his bondage to wealth in the form of the Rockefeller Foundation. The whims of Big Money determine his fate more than the quality of his work itself. Who can't identify with that?
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Ministry of Infinite Propaganda nearing completion. Merchants of gung-ho stupidity, rejoice! (
WSJ):
News Corp.'s Fox News has reached an agreement to become the primary news provider to radio giant Clear Channel Communications Inc.

The pact stands to greatly boost the radio presence of Fox News, which rolled out its service last year, as it looks to compete with the much more entrenched CBS Radio, a unit of Viacom Inc., and Walt Disney Co.'s ABC Radio.

Under the terms of the five-year deal, which starts next year, as many as 172 of Clear Channel's news and talk stations could eventually carry Fox's radio service, which includes news updates of up to five minutes per hour and syndicated talk shows by some of its cable news personalities, including Alan Colmes.

The Clear Channel partnership will give Fox News's nascent radio unit close to 300 stations, including 37 in the top 40 markets. There are options in the deal that could increase the number of Clear Channel stations affiliated with Fox News over time. Fox News said that if all options are exercised, its service could have more than 500 affiliates by mid-2005.

The teaming of Fox News and Clear Channel is sure to raise eyebrows among some media-watchdog groups. With about 1,200 radio stations, Clear Channel of San Antonio has become a lightning rod for concerns about consolidation in that industry. Fox News, for its part, often is accused of having a conservative bias, although Mr. Colmes is among the news operation's liberal commentators.
Ah, at least token Alan Colmes will be there, the Stepin Fetchit of the liberal community. I feel so much better now.
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Saturday, December 04, 2004
Christmas cheer from the Bush family.

iraqi prisoner
laura xmas

Still no WMDs under the tree for Georgie. Click the photos for the stories.
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Friday, December 03, 2004
Choose the Blue. What America does is shop and consume. Forget about moral values and culture wars and abortion nonsequiturs and thinly veiled biblical references. Commerce is the one language here everyone understands &mdash consumers, businesspeople, and even politicians. And now you can speak your political preferences with your wallet by shopping Blue.

Hallelujah! I have been on my knees praying to Jesus Christ for a site like this since Scalia 2000.
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Who is Arnold Schwarzenegger's biggest contributor? A millionaire (natch), a reclusive tax cheat, a chimpanzee steward, and a "
lifelong bachelor."
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Sex-crazed Red State teenagers. What happens when you lie and tell kids they will get AIDS from
sweat?

They start speaking their own language:
Gloria Thomas never thought much about the jelly bracelets her two teenage daughters in the Huntsville school district had been wearing for the past year until she stumbled upon a color code chart in one of their notebooks.

For some students the plastic bracelets, which come in a rainbow of colors, are more than a trendy fashion statement. They're also props for sex games, a trend gaining momentum in other districts nationwide.

"I called the school on Monday and they acted like they didn't know about it," Thomas said. "I can't believe they're actually letting these kids wear these bracelets."

Huntsville school officials acknowledge that some students wear the bracelets, but they have not witnessed any inappropriate behavior associated with them.

Thomas' 13-year-old daughter, Monica, said both boys and girls wear the bracelets. The game begins when a boy notices a girl wearing a bracelet. He then tries to break or snap it off her wrist. The game works the same when a boy wears the bracelet.

If successful, the person wearing the bracelet is supposed to perform a sexual act that's determined by the bracelet's color.

According to one Web site, black represents sex, green represents outdoor sex, orange represents a kiss, red represents a lap dance and clear is anything goes.
Brilliant! A five-color alert system. These kids actually did learn something from Tom Ridge!
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What's the succession procedure when a vice president dies suddenly of
congestive heart failure?
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Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Fraud in Ohio? The Ohio supreme court will take another look (
Guardian):
George Bush's victory in the US presidential election will be challenged in Ohio's supreme court today, when a group of Democratic voters will allege widespread fraud.

President Bush clinched re-election by winning the state of Ohio on November 2 by a margin of 136,000 votes over the Democratic candidate, John Kerry. Despite claims of fraud and technical glitches, Senator Kerry decided that they were not big enough to affect the result and conceded the election on November 3.

However, Cliff Arnebeck, a lawyer representing a group of voters challenging the Ohio result, claimed new analysis of various anomalies suggested it was rigged.

"We'll be calling for a reversal of the result based on evidence developed in the course of litigation," Mr Arnebeck told The Guardian yesterday. "Exit polling and substantial irregularities excluded votes that should have been counted. There is evidence that votes cast for one candidate were moved to the column of the other candidate."

Mr Arnebeck, a legal adviser to a liberal group, Alliance for Democracy, said the "contest of election" lawsuit will be presented to a judge from the Ohio supreme court today on behalf of at least 25 disgruntled voters. He said he expected other voters and organisations to join the case.

Ohio's secretary of state, Kenneth Blackwell, has until Monday to certify the result. His office did not return calls seeking comment yesterday but his spokesman, Carlo LoParo, told the Associated Press news agency: "There are no signs of widespread irregularities."

Mr Arnebeck said that hearings held in Ohio cities have brought to light new evidence of malpractice. He said one voter of a pro-Republican group caught destroying Democratic registration documents in Nevada before the election, had also been operating in Ohio.

Critics of the Ohio count have also pointed to the case of an electronic voting machine found to have credited President Bush with 3,893 extra votes in a suburb of Columbus where only 638 people voted. State officials have said those votes will not be included in the final certified totals.

There have also been complaints focused on punch card ballots, of the type which caused chaos in Florida in 2000. Voting involves making a hole in the ballot against the chosen candidate by punching out a small piece of card, a chad, with a stylus.

In the 68 Ohio counties where the ballots were used this year, according to some groups protesting at this year's election, vote counters were unable to determine a vote for the president, but did register votes for other offices.

The veteran civil rights leader, Reverend Jesse Jackson, is spearheading the call for an Ohio recount. "We can live with winning and losing. We cannot live with fraud and stealing," he said earlier this week.
Kenneth Blackwell is the new Katherine Harris, another GOP functionary whose function is to cause voting malfunctions.

(Here's the background on those mysteriously non-existent but solidly pro-Bush 3,893 votes.)
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Without oil, all that's left is fear. A culture of hatred. The erosion of human rights, both global and domestic. Where do they originate?

From the comment thread at the ever-indispensable
Orcinus:
I still believe that the core of hate is fear.

But what are these people afraid of?

Jon R. Koppenhoefer

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Jon,

I think they are afraid because of the declining power of the United States. Its formerly strong economic foundations have been undermined in the last three decades, since the oil shocks began.

To be more specific, the United States' own oil production peaked and then began to decline in 1970. I think few people realize (it is a sort of super-secret, though out in plain view) that oil found in the lower 48 was one key, perhaps the most important key, to the economic mega-power of the United States. When we became a net importer of oil, all that changed... but nobody is supposed to understand or mention it.

This loss of economic power was not, in my opinion, the fault of either political party, but rather just a matter of circumstances. True, our country could have handled the transition much better, but we got stuck in a particular mindset. I am being charitable, but what's the point of bitterness and recrimination now?

Now the Neocons feel obliged to take a snarling, hyper-masculine, militarized approach to the world because they perceive that our weapons are all we have left. It's like the facade of a movie set - a false front - and they desperately want to do something to recreate that economic power (their "new American Century") before the world figures it all out, dumps the dollar as the world's reserve currency, and tries to move forward in the reality-based world, which, of course, the Neocons hate and in which they cannot possibly live.

Ralph
A concise and brilliant analysis of the last 34 years in the USA.

Ralph is evidently also connected to a blog called Newsfare. Check it out.
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