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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Republican. Sex offender. U.S. District Judge. Casanovas everywhere, now you too can learn the secrets of how to make some Republican judicial
smooth moves:
[Cathy] McBroom was summoned to the judge's chambers on Friday, March 23, at about 3 p.m.

Her hands were full of legal papers when the judge [U.S. District Judge Samuel Kent] — a former high school athlete who is more than 6 inches taller and at least 100 pounds heavier — asked for a hug.

She told him she didn't think that was appropriate, but reluctantly approached.

The judge grabbed McBroom, pulled up her blouse and her bra and put his mouth on her breast. Then, Kent forced her head down toward his crotch.

As McBroom struggled, Kent kept telling the married mother of three what he wanted to do to her in words too graphic to publish. The papers fell to the floor. The pet bulldog Kent kept in his chambers began to bark.

The incident was interrupted by the sound of footsteps from another staff member in the corridor, and the judge loosened his grip. As she left, the judge said McBroom was a good case manager and then made suggestions about engaging in a sexual act.

McBroom ran out crying.
Pickup line: "you're a good case manager"? Pet bulldog in his chambers? Who appointed this veritable Don Juan of the bench? Bush's daddy.

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