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Picture Poppy and Dubya in the shower together. I wonder if George H W Bush preemptively prevented homosexuality in his son George W Bush using the Dr. Dobson method:

Meanwhile, [to prevent homosexuality] the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

The problem with this formulation is that in the Bush family it is the codpieced son who is doing his damnedest to demonstrate that, of father and son, he has the bigger penis. Or is the bigger penis, something like that.

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