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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Department of Republican Pedophilia. If Katrina had been a 14-year-old girl, the Big Easy might have seen some action from the government (
AP, see also WTSP):
A deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security was charged with using a computer to seduce a child after authorities said he struck up sexual conversations with an undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl.

Brian J. Doyle, 55, the fourth-ranking official in the department's public affairs office, was expected to appear in court Wednesday afternoon in Maryland and also to be placed on administrative leave. [...]

Doyle found the teenager's profile online and began having sexually explicit conversations with her on the Internet on March 14, the sheriff's office said in a statement.

He sent her pornographic movie clips, as well as non-sexual photos of himself, officials said. One of the photos, released by the sheriff's office, shows Doyle in what appears to be DHS headquarters. He is wearing a Homeland Security pin on his lapel and a lanyard that says "TSA." The Transportation Security Administration is part of the Homeland Security Department.

During online conversations, Doyle revealed his name, who he worked for and offered his office and government-issued cell phone numbers, the sheriff's office said.
Thank God we have an administration that spends hundreds of millions of US tax dollars on promoting sexual abstinence.

Remember this story the next time you are charged a "security fee" by the TSA and ordered to take your shoes off at the airport.

Osama must be laughing his terrorist ass off at us.
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