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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Freelance Enron asskissers. Ken Lay has a
fan club? Who knew?
A man who identified himself as Lee Perry held up a homemade sign proclaiming Lay's innocence. Perry said he did independent auditing of the company in its heyday and that everything was on the up and up.

"I've heard all the talk about what people think will happen," said Perry, who believes the trial will exonerate the former CEOs.
Enron is one of the most written-about companies in history, particularly with respect to its auditing and accounting players. But, naturally, a Google search of "Lee Perry" turned up nada.

Of course, if you've already spent nearly $100 million on your defense, you can probably afford to buy a few pseudonymous asskissers to stand around outside the courthouse, complete with "homemade" signs designed to casually impress the Houston Chronicle.
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Monday, January 30, 2006
VICHY MOTHERFUCKING BALLAST.
Maryscott O'Connor:
What I want is a complete list of every scumsucking fuckstick Democratic asshole Senator who voted for Cloture. That's what I want.

I don't know what to DO with that list, not yet -- but I know for GODDAMNED sure I won't be VOTING for any of them, lt alone sending them any goddamned MONEY.

Frankly, right now I'd like nothing better than to torpedo the entire lot of them. Just dump them like so much worthless, leaden, VICHY MOTHERFUCKING BALLAST.

I got nothin', folks. Don't look over here if you want comfort or a nice, uplifting LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY speech.
Yep. That's about right.
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State of the Enron. Here's a trip down Memory Lane, with some of our favorite Enron posts in reverse chronological order...

Ken Lay: "I'm a victim of terrorism."
Scraping by on $76,000 a month.
Enron in charge of Inauguration '05.
Poppy's Enron birthday party.
The Terminator gets Layed (the secret Lay-Schwarzenegger-Milken meeting).
Enron's "mighty man adventure vacations."
Charity begins at home — Ken Lay's home.
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Sequels suck.
WaPo: "...Americans dipped further into their savings, pushing the savings rate for all of 2005 into negative territory at minus 0.5 percent. That was the lowest annual savings rate since a decline of 1.5 percent in 1933, a year in which the country was struggling to cope with the Great Depression."

What's so Great about the Depression? Nothing at all. What is noteworthy, though, is that it was another Republican Depression. ("From the Civil War until the Depression, the Republican party was the dominant political party--it generally controlled the House of Representatives, the U.S. Senate, and the Presidency.")
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Friday, January 27, 2006
Open letters.

To Tim Russert.
To Chris Matthews.
To the Washington Post.
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Filibuster, Bush, CIA, Iran. Robert Parry at
AfterDowningStreet.org:
Supporters of George W. Bush are lambasting Sen. John Kerry for a threatened filibuster against U.S. Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito. But 15 years ago, their attitude was different as backers of George H.W. Bush wielded the filibuster to block a probe into Republican secret dealings with Iran that could have doomed the Bush Dynasty.

In 1991, the Democratic-controlled Senate was planning an investigation into whether Republicans had conducted secret negotiations with Iran’s Islamic fundamentalist regime during the 1980 campaign, when Jimmy Carter was still President and Iran was holding 52 Americans hostage.

The unresolved hostage crisis destroyed Carter’s reelection hopes and gave an important boost to Ronald Reagan when the hostages were released on Jan. 20, 1981, immediately after he was sworn in as President and George H.W. Bush became Vice President.

A decade after those events, some Democrats wanted to get to the bottom of recurring allegations that George Bush Sr., a former CIA director, had joined clandestine negotiations with Iran in fall 1980 that may have delayed release of the hostages for political gain, what was called the “October Surprise” mystery.

Meanwhile, Republicans were worried that a full-scale October Surprise investigation might implicate Bush in near-treasonous talks with an enemy state and devastate his 1992 reelection campaign. Confirmation of the allegations also would have eviscerated the legitimacy of the Reagan-Bush era.

So, in November 1991, Republican leaders used the filibuster to block funding for the investigation. The Democrats mustered 51 votes – a majority – but fell short of the 60 votes needed for cloture. A fully funded investigation was prevented.
For 25 years, since Dubya's CIA daddy secretly negotiated with Iran, the Bush family has established and expanded its duplicitous reputation as the true Axis of Evil.
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Thursday, January 26, 2006
Don't you wish this were the big story today?
WaPo:
CHICAGO (Reuters) - Author James Frey President George W. Bush confessed to Oprah Winfrey on Thursday that he made up details about every character in his memoir "A Million Little Pieces" the case for going to war against Iraq and the talk show host apologized to her viewers, saying she felt "duped."

"I have been really embarrassed by this," said Winfrey, whose praise for Frey's book in September helped make it the top-selling book on nonfiction lists in the United States last year apathy toward Bush and Cheney's disingenuous rationales helped lead to the deaths of 2,200 American soldiers and tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

"I really feel duped," she told Frey Bush on her television show. She said he had betrayed millions of viewers.

At one point early in the interview Frey Bush said he still viewed the work as a memoir, not a novel war as "on terror" instead of "on Iraq." By the show's end Winfrey made him admit he lied.

"This hasn't been a great day for me," he said. "I feel like I came here and I have been honest with you. I have, you know, essentially admitted to ..."

"Lying," Winfrey interrupted.

"To lying," he said. "It's not an easy thing to do in front of an audience full of people and a lot of others watching on TV. ... If I come out of this experience with anything it's being a better person and learning from my mistakes and making sure I don't repeat them."
On the ever-expanding scale of American liars, Frey is small fry.

And yet this is what we focus on in hundreds upon hundreds of prominent media stories — one celebrity's trivial embarrassment, instead of the deaths of thousands.
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
A pension for me but none for thee. The real pension crisis, which is distinct from the fake, Republican-engineered Social Security crisis, masks yet another problem for American workers and investors: how corporate managements reward themselves for a job undone.
WSJ:
WASHINGTON -- Rankled by the rich retirement payouts many troubled companies make to executives, Congress is moving to block such companies from funding the lavish packages.

The provision, tucked into legislation that would shore up the federal agency that provides a safety net for private-sector pensions, would keep financially troubled companies from setting aside any special pension benefits for top executives if their pension plans for rank-and-file employees weren't adequately funded.

Disclosures about bankruptcy-proof supplemental executive retirement benefits at some airlines, including a $45 million fund set up a few years ago for 35 top officials by Delta Air Lines Inc., have galvanized bipartisan support for reining in such perks at other beleaguered companies.

pensions"We've heard too many stories of top executives of bankrupt companies sticking workers with unfunded pensions while running off with millions of dollars of so-called nonqualified pension benefits," says Senate Finance Committee Chairman Charles Grassley, an Iowa Republican.

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The shift toward a dual system started in 1994, when Congress passed a law intended to limit the cost to taxpayers of runaway executive pay. The law barred companies from taking a tax deduction on compensation in excess of $1 million a year for any current employee. The result: Companies began setting up supplemental pension plans that encouraged senior managers to defer compensation.

Over time, the plans added generous benefits and covered a greater number of salaried employees. Now, more than 90% of the largest companies offer nonqualified deferred executive compensation plans, according to a new survey of the 1,000 largest companies by Clark Consulting, a Chicago benefits consulting firm. Most companies have expanded the programs to include all managers with annual salary and bonus exceeding $150,000, benefits experts say.

Many members of Congress think the proliferation of supplemental executive retirement plans has contributed to the trend of companies freezing or terminating defined-benefit pension plans. They reason that if executives have their own rules for setting aside money, they have less incentive to maintain nest eggs for their employees.

Sen. Ron Wyden, an Oregon Democrat on the Finance Committee, took Glenn Tilton, chief executive of UAL Corp.'s United Airlines, to task at a hearing in June for striking a $4 million benefit deal when he joined the airline while other workers were taking pay cuts. The benefit deal, Mr. Tilton said, was designed to compensate him for benefits he would have received from his former employer.

"The question of a double standard is very important and resonates with people in the middle class," Mr. Wyden said.
The double standard also represents yet another missed opportunity by Democrats to take control of the conversation.

They've had at least four years to frame the issue, because that's how long it's been since we knew that ultra-Republican contributor Ken Lay, Enron’s CEO, will receive a pension estimated at $475,042 a year for life, and a whopping, $12 million pre-paid life insurance policy to go with it.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Alito, no thanks. Wow. One of my local newspapers, the Republican rubber-stamp Chicago Tribune, published this editorial by
Geoffrey R. Stone:
Alito is a smart, experienced and knowledgeable jurist. I have no doubt of his legal ability. On balance, the Senate should give more weight to excellence than judicial philosophy.

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Given the times in which we live, we need and deserve a Supreme Court willing to examine independently these extraordinary assertions of executive authority. We can fight and win the war on terrorism without inflicting upon ourselves and our posterity another regrettable episode like the Red Scare and the Japanese internment. But that will happen only if the justices of the Supreme Court are willing to fulfill their essential role in our constitutional system.

Whatever else Alito may or may not have made clear about his views on such issues as abortion, federalism and religious freedom, he has certainly made clear that he has no interest in restraining the acts of this commander in chief. That, in my judgment, poses a serious threat to the nation and is a more than adequate reason for the Senate--Republicans and Democrats alike--to deny his confirmation to the Supreme Court.
A "serious threat to the nation."

Serious! Threat! To the nation! Call Homeland Security: we found a terrorist and his name is Sam Alito!

The sad thing is it's probably true: Alito probably is a serious threat to the nation. Forget abortion, who cares. Alito has made it clear that he wants to make the presidency an unrestrained dictatorship. Our Diebold democracy will become, if it hasn't already, a farce and the laughingstock of the developed world.

Stone is a law professor at the University of Chicago and the author of "Perilous Times: Free Speech in Wartime from the Sedition Act of 1798 to the War on Terrorism."
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Pig without lipstick. Yet another of the missed opportunities Democrats fail to employ as a political strategy — the five-year flat stock market and the eroding economy. Here are a few snippets from (only) today's "What's News" in the Wall Street Journal:
DaimlerChrysler said it will cut 6,000 jobs over the next three years in a drive to lower costs by more than $1 billion a year.

Ford announced plans to slash up to 34,000 North American jobs over the next six years and shut 14 plants.

Knight Ridder plans to cut jobs and benefits and reduce newspaper sizes as part of an effort to improve its margins.

Lexmark's profit plunged 47%, but beat expectations, and the printer giant unveiled plans to cut 825 jobs and freeze its U.S. pension plan.
Slash and cut, slash and cut. Shares of these companies surged, naturally enough, because labor and benefits are so gosh-darn costly that they eat into corporate profits.

Ford workers can at least know that, though they have no jobs, their 401(k) shares of Ford are up 5% for the day. Yippee!
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Monday, January 23, 2006
This is considered news.
"Bush to Take Unscripted Audience Questions"
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Friday, January 20, 2006
Fault by default. Who's to blame for the mishandling of Iraq reconstruction funds? One of the thousands of Michael Brown clones populating Washington (
WSJ):
The Justice Department won't disclose how many whistle-blower suits have been filed against contractors in Iraq. But the only Iraq-related False Claims Act case on which the Justice Department so far has announced a decision, it declined to intervene.

That case was filed in U.S. District Court in Alexandria, Va., by two individuals who alleged that Custer Battles LLC, of Fairfax, Va., overcharged the government for expenses on work in Iraq. The company was awarded contracts totaling $38 million -- partially paid with $4 million in cash -- to provide security at Baghdad Airport, and later to help guard distribution of new Iraqi currency, although the tiny concern never had provided security services before.

The Justice Department declined to say why it decided not to back the case -- filed by a former Custer Battles employee and an employee of a subcontractor -- citing department policy. Robert T. Rhoad, a lawyer for Custer Battles, denies wrongdoing by the company, and said he was optimistic that the case would be dismissed. After suspending Custer Battles from receiving new contracts because of the fraud allegations, the Air Force in Sept. 2005 reinstated the company, declaring it eligible again for contracts. An Air Force spokeswoman said contracting regulations require it to reinstate a company after a year if the Justice Department hasn't taken action or requested that the ban be extended.
A tiny company with no experience gets a $38 million contract, including $4 million in cash. Nothing suspicious there.

Even the number of whistle-blower suits, let alone the content of those suits, is now a state secret. You would think that the Justice Department was working for the contractors instead of the American public.
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Thursday, January 19, 2006
If we can't wiretap, we'll Google. All your base are
belong to us:
The Bush administration on Wednesday asked a federal judge to order Google to turn over a broad range of material from its closely guarded databases.

The move is part of a government effort to revive an Internet child protection law struck down two years ago by the U.S. Supreme Court. The law was meant to punish online pornography sites that make their content accessible to minors. The government contends it needs the Google data to determine how often pornography shows up in online searches.

In court papers filed in U.S. District Court in San Jose, Justice Department lawyers revealed that Google has refused to comply with a subpoena issued last year for the records, which include a request for 1 million random Web addresses and records of all Google searches from any one-week period.

The Mountain View-based search and advertising giant opposes releasing the information on a variety of grounds, saying it would violate the privacy rights of its users and reveal company trade secrets, according to court documents.

Nicole Wong, an associate general counsel for Google, said the company will fight the government's effort ``vigorously.''
Google: maybe not evil!
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Wednesday, January 18, 2006
$37 million and counting to defend Jeff Skilling. Enron's Skilling and Lay have spent nearly $100 million defending themselves. Doesn't having $100 million after leading a bankrupt company indicate guilt?
WaPo:
The Enron trial is by no means a certain victory for prosecutors. The task force, composed of about a dozen lawyers and another 12 federal agents, will be outgunned in both manpower and financial resources. Skilling has paid his lawyers more than $20 million out of his pocket and $17 million more from insurance proceeds. Lay has shelled out millions of dollars more.
A guy robs a liquor store and then flashes a fat bankroll of cash when his lawyer wants his fee. Where'd he get the cash? How is this Skilling/Lay situation any different?

Hey, California, remember those billions you and Grandma Millie paid in fake energy overcharges? Here's where some of it went — it's the fat bankroll Skilling and Lay are flashing in front of their 24K gold-plated attorneys.
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Jokers to the right. Even the mixed nuts of the Right,
those who despise the United Nations, are unimpressed with Junior's performance.

"Should George Bush be impeached and removed from office?" Yes, 73%, The John Birch Society.

Via wood s lot.
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Monday, January 16, 2006
Rumsfeld's well-armored forces prepare for Iran.



One bad, under-equipped invasion to follow the first one.

Image unceremoniously swiped from IRC Images.
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Friday, January 13, 2006
Almost famous. The title of my yet-to-be-started-novel, Fatal Popover, was given a 69% chance of being a bestseller! Try your own at
Lulu. Via Bookslut.
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It's payday. So much for accountability: for five years now, the flat stock market punished investors, but continues to reward Wall Street (
NYT):
Wall Street bonuses are expected to have hit a record $21.5 billion in 2005 from $18.6 billion in 2004 as investment banks reaped record earnings....
Did you get your bonus? No, neither did I.
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Thursday, January 12, 2006
Time's up! Billmon on Abramoff's
"bipartisan" scandal.
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Time's up!
"The Impeachment of George W. Bush," by Elizabeth Holtzman.
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And Ken Lay has been free for the last five years. "A federal appeals court has upheld a 55-year prison term imposed on a Utah man with no criminal record who was convicted in 2003 of selling several hundred dollars worth of marijuana on three occasions."
NYT

While we're on the subject of disproportionate admonishment of drug users, why is Marion Barry described thusly: "We all know fakers, liars who are so brilliant and so attractive and so good at what they do that we suppress the evidence of their misdeeds and tell ourselves that everything will work out," while George W. Bush — whose lies have killed thousands of American soldiers and Iraqi civilians — continues to float beyond the sting of such direct public criticism?
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Big Brother revisited. Three years ago I received a very ominous letter which was followed up by
an equally ominous visit from a government agent.

Today I received an email:
Skimble,
I live in [Chicago zip code] and today received the same letter as you did back in January of 2003. Initially I pitched it, but a few minutes ago I dug it back out of the shredding pile, did some googling and found your blog. (I'm sure you get plenty of crack-pot email, to illustrate the validity of my claim; the only piece of my letter that is different from yours is that the month is hand written in the top right but the year is not.) The "men in black" have not visited as of yet, and the name of my "Assigned Field Agent" is female so I doubt it will be your tall man. It is interesting that this study is still ongoing, I guess it takes a bit of time to "interview" 200,000 people. I did find some governmental information that seems to support your conclusion. If you're still curious just google, "0930-0110" omb, and a bunch of info will be at your fingers. I want to give a preemptive Thank You for preventing me from even opening the door for these g-men/women.

Best regards,
[signed]
You're welcome, Anonymous, that's why we bother with the damn blog — because the press won't tell you what you need to know.

The fact that this all happened back in 2003, long before we learned about the NSA spying and secret renditions and all the rest of the neo-Soviet nonsense that characterizes American life nowadays, only proves the point once again: J. Edgar Hoover is alive and well and living in Washington DC.

Kids, if you don't know who Hoover is, go ahead and google the bastard (special Martin Luther King Day search terms).
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006
But he wasn't wearing a ski mask. Thomas Coughlin, former vice chairman of Wal-Mart and hunting buddy of company founder Sam Walton, "engaged in a number of relatively small personal transactions that were billed to Wal-Mart as business expenses, totaling upwards of $500,000," as relayed by
Peter Hennings at White Collar Crime Prof Blog:
A case like this highlights a point seen in a number of white collar crime prosecutions when a high-level, and well-paid, executive or professional engages in misconduct that involves seemingly trivial amounts. Is it worth it? Wal-Mart's 2004 proxy statement (here) discloses that for 2004 Coughlin earned $983,894 in salary, an incentive payment of $2.8 million, a restricted stock award of $2 million, and other compensation (i.e., perks not including the ones he stole) of $252,082, which in addition to his ownership of 948,832 shares, which are worth over $40 million. The annual dividends on his stock holdings alone probably exceed the amount of the fraud he will admit, so in the end it's not the money. Instead, I think it is a sense of entitlement, and a belief that one is not doing anything wrong because the person is not a criminal like those people who rob a 7-11.
It's true. A half-million dollars is petty cash for a jamoke like Coughlin, but because he didn't actually hold up a liquor store and get caught on the surveillance camera, he somehow feels he's better than the common criminal.

This, in a nutshell, is what's wrong with the American zeitgeist in the power elites today — the sense of entitlement felt by the Skillings, Lays, Abramoffs, Lesars, and all the other white collar crooks whose hubris will someday become their ticket to infamy.

Is it even necessary to point out that Thomas Coughlin was a Bush contributor? Not including Wal-Mart's Republican PAC, of course.
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Monday, January 09, 2006
"I'm writing this open letter to George Soros with one simple request --- PLEASE BUY CNN."
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Jeb Bush in Guantánamo Bay. The spiritual father behind the Christian force-feeding of Terri Schiavo is sharing his tough love with
the prisoners of Guantánamo Bay:
New details have emerged of how the growing number of prisoners on hunger strike at Guantánamo Bay are being tied down and force-fed through tubes pushed down their nasal passages into their stomachs to keep them alive.
Where is Pat Robertson's reflex condemnation of this unholy behavior?

The very existence of the official insanity at Guantánamo Bay is further proof that Jesus Christ is not God — because if he were, he would strike down the entire Bush dynasty-administration for crimes against his Creation.
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Friday, January 06, 2006
Christine DeLay, charity swindler. A fresh batch of subpoenas has been issued for a advocacy group linked to lobbyist Jack Abramoff and Rep. Tom DeLay &mdash known by the dynastically-inspired name of the
U.S. Family Network:
The group raised $2.5 million from three Abramoff clients, including $1 million from Russian businessmen, the Post reported. Abramoff worked with [Former DeLay chief of staff Edwin] Buckham to organize a 1997 trip to Moscow by DeLay.

Buckham's lobbying firm, the Alexander Strategy Group, employed DeLay's wife, Christine, paying her $115,000 during three years. DeLay's lawyers have said she was paid to determine the favorite charities of members of Congress.
$115,000 to Tom DeLay's wife to determine what everyone already knows? Seems like a lot. The favorite charity of GOP members of Congress is, of course, themselves.

And who knew that Russian businessmen cared so deeply about U.S. families as to lighten their pockets by $1 million?

Tom and Jack, that's who.
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Torture and gazpacho. "Even people who describe themselves as friends of [Cheney's new chief of staff David] Addington believe that he has damaged President Bush politically by pressing anti-terrorism policies to the legal breaking point. And for many Republicans who bear scars from Addington, his story raises the ultimate question about the Bush White House: Who's in charge here?" writes
David Ignatius.

"[Addington] lives in a modest house in Northern Virginia, takes the subway to work, and shuns the parties and perks of office. He usually has the same simple meal every day -- a bowl of gazpacho soup. Though born in Washington, he styles himself as a 'rugged Montana man' in the image of his boss, and he has a photo in his office of Cheney shooting a gun."

The most cluelessly homoerotic administration in history.
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Thursday, January 05, 2006
"Letterman is a smart guy who can spot a phony with telescopic accuracy," said Bill O'Reilly.
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When CEOs sell. Because they are the ultimate insiders, sales of stock by companies' CEOs can be viewed as a weathervane of where the company is going. After all, Skilling and Lay sold big before Enron tanked. Do recent insider sales mean that Halliburton's doom is near?
Barron's, sub. only:
Hallibuton's shares have surpassed highs hit five years ago thanks to rising energy prices. And lucky insiders have been guzzling up the profits.

Company insiders sold $24 million in stock in the fourth quarter, eclipsing the five-year average of $5.9 million for this period, according to data from Thomson Financial. [...]

Insider selling spiked in July, September and December, when the stock tested five-year highs, notes Mark LoPresti, senior quantitative analyst at Thomson Financial. [...]

In 2005, five senior executives sold nearly a million shares for roughly $55 million in 2005, eclipsing sales of 154,000 shares for $5.9 million the previous year, according to Thomson data.

Andrew Lane, chief operating officer, Bert Cornelison, general counsel, and Mark A. McCollum, chief accounting officer, are among the executives selling shares. [...]

David Lesar, chief executive officer, has been the most aggressive seller. He pocketed $6.9 million last month by selling 107,000 shares after exercising options on most of them. The options were priced between $31.55 and $51.50, and the sales were conducted under a fresh trading plan Lesar adopted in August.

This year, Lesar made more than $46 million selling nearly 778,000 shares -- about 70% were options-related sales -- since he started selling in April. Even so, he continues to maintain a stake of just under 700,000 shares with the help of option grants. [...]

"[T]his guy is getting pretty fat option grants," says [Harris Hall, director of equity research at Singular Research]. This is a "classic example of the company that is getting sweetheart deals from the government and insiders are making out like crazy."
Note that $46 million for one man in one year is a non-trivial amount of money. That's more than twice the amount of cold cash that Jack Abramoff siphoned from Indian tribes and stashed in his secret accounts.

Oy vey! How I yearn for the scandalous days of Whitewater and blow jobs.
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Gender confusion. Guess who's going after Mattel and the Barbie doll for sowing the seeds of transgenderism. The director of the Concerned Women for America's Culture and Family Institute, that's who, and his name is
Bob.
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Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Leo Wells: Thievin' for Jesus. A whole bunch of you are Googling your way here looking for info about Leo Wells and his Christian REIT empire, so I'll point you to a couple of the posts that seem to interest the most folks. Start
here.

And if you're a widow who believes in Jesus Christ, God help you. All I can say is stay away from Wells Real Estate.
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Bye, Jack. A few months ago I drew up a schematic of
Jack Abramoff's seamy Sun Cruz casino dealings — including his involvement with the Gambino crime family — that you can see here.
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"It is not normal for a healthy 59 year old man to injure his face as often as this guy does. It just isn't."
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Monday, January 02, 2006
Here's a small gratuity for looking the other way while we commit war crimes. What? You don't want it?
"...both Mexico and Chile may be excluded from U.S. aid programs this year because of their ratification of the treaty creating the International Criminal Court and their failure to sign bilateral treaties with Washington exempting U.S. citizens from it."
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He's a real nowhere man. Lest we forget, Iraq was not the only centerpiece of Dubya's second term. The other "big idea" of Phase Two of the neocon revolution was the privatization of Social Security — another notion that has gone exactly nowhere. Because if you invested in the blue chip stocks of the Dow Jones Industrial Average in 2005, the Year of Bush Pushing Privatization, your investments made zero dollars. Not even zero, but a net loss. (
WSJ):


The invisible hand of the market evidently disapproves of the lack of visibility in the nation.
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Greatest Hits · Alternatives to First Command Financial Planning · First Command, last resort, Part 3 · Part 2 · Part 1 · Stealing $50K from a widow: Wells Real Estate · Leo Wells, REITs and divine wealth · Sex-crazed Red State teenagers · What I hate: a manifesto · Spawn of Darleen Druyun · All-American high school sex party · Why is Ken Lay smiling? · Poppy's Enron birthday party · The Saudi money laundry and the president's uncle · The sentence of Enron's John Forney · The holiness of Neil Bush's marriage · The Silence of Cheney: a poem · South Park Christians · Capitalist against Bush: Warren Buffett · Fastow childen vs. Enron children · Give your prescription money to your old boss · Neil Bush, hard-working matchmaker · Republicans against fetuses and pregnant women · Emboldened Ken Lay · Faith-based jails · Please die for me so I can skip your funeral · A brief illustrated history of the Republican Party · Nancy Victory · Soldiers become accountants · Beware the Merrill Lynch mob · Darleen Druyun's $5.7 billion surprise · First responder funding · Hoovering the country · First Command fifty percent load · Ken Lay and the Atkins diet · Halliburton WMD · Leave no CEO behind · August in Crawford · Elaine Pagels · Profitable slave labor at Halliburton · Tom Hanks + Mujahideen · Sharon & Neilsie Bush · One weekend a month, or eternity · Is the US pumping Iraqi oil to Kuwait? · Cheney's war · Seth Glickenhaus: Capitalist against Bush · Martha's blow job · Mark Belnick: Tyco Catholic nut · Cheney's deferred Halliburton compensation · Jeb sucks sugar cane · Poindexter & LifeLog · American Family Association panic · Riley Bechtel and the crony economy · The Book of Sharon (Bush) · The Art of Enron · Plunder convention · Waiting in Kuwait: Jay Garner · What's an Army private worth? · Barbara Bodine, Queen of Baghdad · Sneaky bastards at Halliburton · Golf course and barbecue military strategy · Enron at large · Recent astroturf · Cracker Chic 2 · No business like war business · Big Brother · Martha Stewart vs. Thomas White · Roger Kimball, disappointed Republican poetry fan · Cheney, Lay, Afghanistan · Terry Lynn Barton, crimes of burning · Feasting at the Cheney trough · Who would Jesus indict? · Return of the Carlyle Group · Duct tape is for little people · GOP and bad medicine · Sears Tower vs Mt Rushmore · Scared Christians · Crooked playing field · John O'Neill: The man who knew · Back to the top






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