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Monday, October 31, 2005
Harriet Miers, April Foley, and other Bush dates. I never thought I'd be quoting
Robert Novak:
At the same time Miers was twisting in the wind, Bush created a parallel situation at the Export-Import Bank that is the talk of the bureaucracy and Capitol Hill. The three-year term as the bank's CEO for Philip Merrill, an experienced government official and businessman, expired Jan. 20 and was extended six months to July 20. The post has been vacant since then because Bush's choice, April Foley, has had difficulties getting through the clearance process and has yet to be formally nominated.

bushbubbleFoley is a former Ex-Im director, but her resume shows no executive experience, either corporate or governmental. Her last available campaign contribution disclosure form, in 2002, lists her as "housewife." But she was one of George W. Bush's girlfriends when they both attended Harvard Business School.
Does this mean Bush must have dated Michael Brown at some point?

We first noticed April Foley back in April 2003, when it was already clear that Bush's teeny-tiny social circle was defining the character, or lack thereof, of his administration.
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Saturday, October 29, 2005
Waiting for Rove. The best analyses I've seen of the Fitzgerald phenomenon are
Billmon's.
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Thursday, October 27, 2005
The Fitzmas Song

Sung to the tune of “The Christmas Song,”
with apologies to songwriter Mel Torme

Cheney roasting on an open fire
Jury nipping at his nose
No one cares if they crucify Miers
As long as we get Karl Rove

Everybody knows that Valerie’s an agent now
Thanks to Novak and the Right
Democrats with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Patrick’s on his way
He's loaded lots of sealed
Indictments on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if Baghdad really died for a lie

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from states both red and blue
Although its been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Fitzmas! Merry Fitzmas! Merry Fitzmas to.. You!

Best performed in a smarmy, Bill Murrayesque voice.

Inspired by
The White House Christmas Special (2004).

UPDATE: From the Dept. of Great Minds Think Alike: another Fitzmas Song, via Sideshow.
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Sox sweep? I'm no baseball fan, but there is a sick satisfaction in seeing Chicago's glorious White Sox whup the city that gave us Ken Lay and James Baker.
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Tuesday, October 25, 2005
What motivates Dick Cheney? It may have something to do with
this:
Oil-field services giant Halliburton Co. said Monday that its quarterly earnings jumped as energy companies ramped up oil and natural gas exploration and production activities.

Net income in the third quarter was $499 million, or 95 cents a share, compared with a loss of $44 million, or 9 cents a share, a year ago when the Houston-based company took a large charge related to its now-settled asbestos liability.

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Analysts had expected the company to post earnings per share of 82 cents, according to Reuters Estimates.
Five hundred million dollars of profit in a single quarter is, as they say, real money. How much is Halliburton squeezing out of US taxpayers? To put it into perspective, Halliburton's profits (not revenues, but profits) since June of this year break out as follows:
$ 166,333,333 per month
$ 38,384,615 per week
$ 4,101,369 per day
$ 170,890 per hour, every hour, 24 hours a day
Was the debacle of the entire Bush Junior administration really just a form of Cheney payback to Halliburton for his "asbestos liability" errors of management while he was CEO? After all, "...he orchestrated Halliburton's purchase of Dresser Industries in 1998. Few people connect this problem with Cheney, but they should, given that he was in charge at the time and got a raise as a result of buying Dresser."
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Monday, October 24, 2005
Antiterrorist Fitzgerald.
"In August 1998, nearly simultaneous attacks on U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania killed 224 people, including 12 Americans, and injured scores of others. Within 48 hours, Fitzgerald was on the ground in Africa. The enemy, he concluded, was bin Laden, who would later be indicted (though obviously he was never captured and brought to trial)."

Maybe the people who never captured or brought bin Laden to trial can now themselves be captured and brought to trial.
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Friday, October 21, 2005
Hungry for fraud? If you're in Houston and you happen to know a member of the Houston Forum, for just $32 you can have
lunch with Ken Lay one month before his trial starts.

As the above post by Tom Kirkendall states, "It is standard operating procedure in white collar criminal cases for the defense attorney to advise the defendant not to make public statements prior to trial so as not to risk making a statement that the prosecution could discover and use against the defendant during the trial."

It is also standard operating procedure for CEOs not to publicly pump up their companies' stock while simultaneously selling it and buying bankruptcy-immune annuities and Aspen real estate. (Not to mention secretly setting energy policy with Halliburton's ex-CEO Dick Cheney.) Enron was different in so many ways.
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The voices in their heads. Compare and contrast:

A woman who authorities said was
hearing voices tossed her three young children off a pier into San Francisco Bay. Rescuers had found one body, and the other two children were feared dead.

Another man who heard voices in his head said, "God would tell me, 'George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan'. And I did. And then God would tell me 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq.'" Iraqi civilians dead so far: 26,661 (minimum). American dead so far: 2,079.
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Thursday, October 20, 2005
How can we deliver food? We're eating now. Michael Brown is a
bad, bad bureaucrat:
Later, on Aug. 31, [FEMA regional director Marty] Bahamonde frantically e-mailed [then-FEMA director] Brown to tell him that thousands are [Katrina] evacuees were gathering in the streets with no food or water and that "estimates are many will die within hours."

"Sir, I know that you know the situation is past critical," Bahamonde wrote.

Less than three hours later, however, Brown's press secretary wrote colleagues to complain that the FEMA director needed more time to eat dinner at a Baton Rouge restaurant that evening. "He needs much more that (sic) 20 or 30 minutes," wrote Brown aide Sharon Worthy.

"We now have traffic to encounter to go to and from a location of his choise (sic), followed by wait service from the restaurant staff, eating, etc. Thank you."
The crony's name is "Brown" and the lackey's name is "Worthy." What is this, Dickens?

Via Talking Points Memo.
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Fitzy. Here's a
lengthy July 2002 profile of U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald that shows his lack of fear in the face of entrenched Republican power, or any power, for that matter.

One of the best bits of Fitzgerald's Chicago tenure suggests that manwhore Jeff Gannon might even have the potential to make a guest appearance in the Plame investigation:
Patrick Fitzgerald may have arrived in [Chicago] as the new U.S. attorney in August 2001, but he didn’t really arrive until April 2, 2002, when he stood before the television cameras and announced the stunning news: Gov. George Ryan’s three-decades-old campaign committee was being charged as a “criminal enterprise” whose thirst for money had led to the ever-widening driver’s-licenses-for-bribes scandal.

In a meaty 80-page indictment, Fitzgerald alleged “a pervasive pattern of fraud and corruption,” with schemes that stretched from secretly paying off state employees for campaign work to arranging prostitutes in Costa Rica for Scott Fawell, Ryan’s chief of staff when he was secretary of state.
The link to Jeff Gannon could be more than blogospherical wishful thinking because Jeff Gannon (James Guckert to his mom) was among the two dozen journalists (the term is loosely applied here) appearing in the subpoenaed White House records.

It's Eliot Ness redux. Chicago Magazine link via Gaper's Block (8/2/05).
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
God help us all:
Vice President Condoleezza Rice, who had to be coaxed into appearing before the 9/11 Commission.

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$2.5 billion in illegal tax shelters and Bill Frist. The KPMG illegal tax shelter story keeps growing (
WSJ):
The government added 10 defendants to its indictment in the KPMG LLP tax-shelter investigation, including the Big Four accounting firm's former chief financial officer, bringing the number of people charged in the case to 19.

In a superseding indictment that is believed to be the largest criminal tax case ever filed, a federal grand jury in New York yesterday charged each of the 19 defendants with at least 39 counts of tax evasion and a single count of conspiracy to defraud the Internal Revenue Service. Additionally, it charged three of the defendants with obstructing government investigations, and one with evading his personal income taxes.

Seventeen of the 19 defendants are former KPMG tax professionals. The 10 newly added defendants include Richard Rosenthal, 49 years old, a former KPMG chief financial officer; Steven Gremminger, 55, a former KPMG associate general counsel; Larry DeLap, 62, formerly the partner in charge of KPMG's department of professional practice for tax; and Gregg Ritchie 48, a former division head in KPMG's tax practice.

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The case centers on four types of allegedly fraudulent tax shelters that KPMG sold from 1996 to 2002 to about 600 wealthy individuals; the shelters generated about $2.5 billion in tax savings.
In this context, "$2.5 billion in tax savings" is a euphemism for "$2.5 billion stolen from the US Treasury."

But there's another politically charged part of the Journal's story that is missing: that one of the KPMG's "wealthy individual" clients for these abusive tax shelters was Bill Frist: "For every $1 KPMG collected for its 'bogus' shelters for Frist and Co., an extra $11 was taken from your pocket in the form of taxes deflected to the middle class."

UPDATE: Forbes reports that the KPMG clients included Thomas F. Frist III, a nephew of Sen. William H. Frist (R-TN), while Bloomberg reports that Thomas Frist III is the brother of Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist.

Because of HCA, the corporation to which they're all connected and because of which Frist is currently being investigated, it appears that the illegal KPMG tax shelters will probably turn out to be a significant corollary — as additional evidence of the Frists being conniving, thieving bastards if nothing else.

Martha Stewart went to jail for so much less.
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The Grey Lady has fallen and she can't get up.



Make your own sign at Office Sign Generator. Via Paperholic.
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Monday, October 17, 2005
Houston: hot or not? It looks like the scientists are betting on
hot:
Assuming little is done to slow the emission of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, Houston in 2100 would be a less comfortable place to live, one computer model suggests.

Instead of two or three weeks of 95-plus degree days a year, Houston could expect about 50 days that warm each summer, said Noah Diffenbaugh, a climate scientist at Purdue University and lead author of a paper outlining one simulation in this week's Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

Rainfall would also increase somewhat in Diffenbaugh's simulation, but here's the kicker: Houston would receive more of its wet stuff during "extreme rain events," and would actually have about 30 fewer rainy days per year. That likely means more flooding and droughts.

"I have a hard time imagining what it would feel like to live in a Texas with that climate," Diffenbaugh said. "I can't imagine it would be that pleasant."
Unpleasant weather, of course, doesn't mean much to the true believers if the Rapture sucks them all out of their manmade Texan hell.

Meanwhile, the price of a Hummer just went up by a few trillion dollars.
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Friday, October 14, 2005
The Nobel Prize for Literature. Congratulations to playwright Harold Pinter, this year's winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. Here is one of his
lesser-known works from 2003:
Dear President Bush,

I'm sure you'll be having a nice little tea party with your fellow war criminal, Tony Blair. Please wash the cucumber sandwiches down with a glass of blood, with my compliments.

Harold Pinter
Playwright
You can imagine what a shitstorm this would arouse in Wingnuttia if they weren't so focused on their "political capital" being flushed down Cheney's, Rove's, DeLay's and Frist's toilets.

But Michelle Malkin managed to notice, citing the opinion of Laura Bush's aspiring luncheon companion Roger Kimball.

There's only one problem with their arguments: his political opinions aside for the moment, Pinter made a contribution to literature, and they didn't. On the contrary, their entire output and agenda consist of a politics of exclusion that is based on nothing but their opinions. Kimball's predictable rhapsodizing should be considered not art or even criticism but propaganda.

Conclusion: The Nobel Committee did its job admirably.
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Let the waitress pick up the check. Garance Franke-Ruta at
TAPPED reminds us that in September 2004 John Edwards prophesied the tax package that Bush is salivating to spring on us:
The President's new 'tax reform' is the ultimate expression of his values. We don't know all of the details, but we know that people who inherit hundreds of millions will pay nothing; firemen and waitresses and working people will pay everything. And we know his plan will take away the most important incentive for the single most important form of ownership: it will eliminate entirely the tax deduction for home mortgage interest.
Meanwhile, snug under the cover of "faith," Pat Robertson's vast enterprises pay no taxes. Paris Hilton gets a free pass on her inheritance. And Cheney's dividend income is tax-free. In fact, if George W Bush is lucky enough for his father to die in 2010, he will receive his own dynastic inheritance without paying a nickel in estate taxes.

In Bushworld, the Ownership Society no longer applies to non-decamillionaires. Sadly, Kerry-Edwards called it right, and the blinkered press corps is discovering what a fool they promoted for over five years now that the damage is already done.
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How to find a quarter billion dollars.
"Californians' pot consumption could yield at least $250 million a year in sales taxes."
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Thursday, October 13, 2005
Investigating the obvious. All of the chatter about "investigating" Cheney's role in the Plame affair reminded me of this exercise in meta-algebra (or is it meta-triangulation?):



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Too close for comfort. It's somewhat reassuring when a large and growing segment of the population recognizes that it's unseemly for a president to fill a seat on the Supreme Court with
his nanny:
[Harriet Miers's] demure exterior, however, cloaks a tough will and an uncommonly close relationship with Bush. In the Oval Office and on the road, Miers has spent more time with him than perhaps any aide except Chief of Staff Andrew H. Card Jr. On Sept. 11, 2001, she was flying on Air Force One as it sped the president to the Midwest and back after the terrorist attacks.

In June 2003, when Bush stood on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln to declare that "major combat operations" had ended in Iraq, Miers was part of a nucleus of aides who stayed overnight with him on the aircraft carrier. She is with him often at his ranch in Crawford, Tex., and is a regular weekend visitor to the presidential retreat at Camp David.
So on 9/11/01, after Bush was finished reading The Pet Goat, Miers was right there to minister to his needs while ricocheting around the United States. That was probably the day he made the most momentous decision of his presidency: to link those events to Iraq.

And Miers was there! So she must be qualified. QED.
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005
In lieu of flowers. Let's admire this recently deceased gentleman's immortal sense of humor and justice (
Chicago Tribune):
Theodore Roosevelt Heller, 88, loving father of Charles (Joann) Heller; dear brother of the late Sonya (the late Jack) Steinberg. Ted was discharged from the U.S. Army during WWII due to service related injuries, and then forced his way back into the Illinois National Guard insisting no one tells him when to serve his country. Graveside services Tuesday 11 a.m. at Waldheim Jewish Cemetery (Ziditshover section), 1700 S. Harlem Ave., Chicago. In lieu of flowers, please send acerbic letters to Republicans.
Via Gaper's Block.
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Man and Donkey: the blog.
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When bad prescription drugs go to war. What's behind the rash of
military suicides?
Chief Warrant Officer William Howell was a 15-year Army Special Forces veteran who had seen combat duty all over the world. Sgt. 1st Class Andre McDaniel was a military accountant. Spc. Jeremy Wilson repaired electronics.

They had little in common, other than having served in Iraq with the 10th Special Forces Group based at Fort Carson, Colo. They did not know each other, and they had vastly different duties.

Each, however, committed suicide shortly after returning home, all within about a 17-month period.

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Laura Howell said she blamed Lariam, an Army-issued anti-malaria drug, for her husband's suicide. The drug's manufacturer, Roche Pharmaceuticals, says side effects can include anxiety, paranoia, depression, hallucinations and psychotic behavior.
Earlier military murder-suicides and my own experience are entirely consistent with Laura Howell's explanation of her husband's death.

Lariam is an unbelievably irresponsible drug to prescribe to people with weapons. We can only hope that Roche's Lariam gets half the bad press that Merck's Vioxx got — the risks are so much higher with Lariam.
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Colorful Bush ancestors. There's an obscene amount of foreshadowing in an ancestor like this:
"A desperate, land-grabbing warlord whose calamitous foreign adventure led to the suffering of generations."

Another Bush ancestor recognized "the features of a personal enemy poking from a pile of severed heads after a battle, snatched up the rotting flesh and tore it with his teeth in a 'hideous frenzy.'"

Is that behavior substantially different from the modern treatment of Uday and Qusay Saddm Hussein?

Via Sideshow.
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How to destroy the National Guard and Reserves. It's very easy to annihilate the reserves of American military strength — just make George W Bush the
Commander-in-Chief:
The National Guard and Reserves are suffering a strikingly higher share of U.S. casualties in Iraq, their portion of total American military deaths nearly doubling since last year.

Reservists have accounted for one-quarter of all U.S. deaths since the Iraq war began, but the proportion has grown over time. It was 10 percent for the five weeks it took to topple Baghdad in the spring of 2003, and 20 percent for 2004 as a whole.

The trend accelerated this year. For the first nine months of 2005, reservists accounted for 36 percent of U.S. deaths, and for August and September, it was 56 percent, according to Pentagon figures.

The Army National Guard, Army Reserve and Marine Corps Reserve accounted for more than half of all U.S. deaths in August and in September — the first time that has happened in consecutive months.
Dubya's daddy problem will be the true lasting legacy of his reign. Junior's obsession with Saddam trumped everything else about his administration, costing hundreds of billions of dollars and tens of thousands of lives. It's difficult to recall the faux-outrage over Saddam's "rape rooms" after Abu Ghraib and especially now that the proportion of all military deaths experienced by the Guard and Reserves has more than quintupled in just two years.

Repeat after the president: "We're making progress."
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Friday, October 07, 2005
Where the tax break went.
"The cost to heat homes with natural gas could increase about $500 this winter compared with last year."

The average tax break in 2004 for the two-thirds of taxpayers who make less than $50,000 per year: $383.
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Thursday, October 06, 2005
Sacrifice Jenna first. "Wars are not won without sacrifice, and this war will require more sacrifice, more time and more resolve,"
Bush said today.

whoops!
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Miers & TANG. "Newsweek reported on July 9, 2000 that the Bush campaign 'launched a secretive research operation designed to scour all records relating to his Vietnam-era service' during preparation for Bush's 1998 re-election campaign. They paid 'hard-nosed Dallas lawyer named Harriet Miers' $19,000 to review the records. According to Newsweek, one result of her work was to deflect charges that former Texas House Speaker Ben Barnes helped Bush get into the Texas Air National Guard despite low qualifications and a long waiting list. Barnes was later forced to testify under oath that he helped Bush."
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Wednesday, October 05, 2005
The return of Darleen Druyun. The Air Force procurement officer who cost taxpayers billions in backroom deals, is out of the big house (
GovExec.com):
A former senior Air Force acquisition official was released from prison in Marianna, Fla., Friday after serving nine months for giving Boeing Co. preferential treatment in contract awards in exchange for a job.

Darleen Druyun's sentence also included a $5,000 fine, 150 hours of community service and seven months of community confinement upon release.

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Druyun, 57, in April 2004 pleaded guilty to giving Boeing preferential treatment. She served as principal deputy assistant secretary of the Air Force for acquisition and management from 1993 to 2002, where she oversaw contract negotiations for Boeing's leasing of tanker aircraft for the Pentagon. That deal was worth $20 billion.

Druyun secretly met with Michael Sears, then a senior executive for Boeing, at the Orlando airport in October 2002 to discuss her salary, bonus and starting date at the company.

In January 2003, Druyun accepted a position as vice president and deputy general manager of Boeing's missile defense systems, where she remained until she was terminated in November 2003.

Druyun and Sears, who was sentenced to four months in prison in February, agreed to lie about their discussions.
Let's get this straight: she doctors a $20 billion deal so she could get a better job for herself and her daughter. And she served only nine months?

druyun
Darleen Druyun, enemy combatant
in the Global War on Taxpayers
Hello! The average sentence for just having (not selling) marijuana in a state like Alabama is 8.4 years. A sentence of nine months for falsifying the terms of a $20 billion bill footed by taxpayers seems a wee bit light, especially in the retrospective light of financial obligations with respect to Iraq, Katrina, Medicare, etc., etc., etc.

Meanwhile, the arrest of another procurement crook, David Safavian, for lying and obstructing a criminal investigation into the dealings of Washington lobbyist Jack Abramoff, will probably culminate in probation and a dozen hours of community service.

Darleen Druyun was an enemy combatant in the Global War on Taxpayers, and now she's free! There's your values-based administration in a nutshell.

Bonus Druyun links for the corruption aficionado
The $5.7 billion she cost taxpayers
Druyun's boss Michael Sears writes a hilarious book on ethics
Druyun's daughter Heather McKee
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The privatization lie. There's a serious problem with the big savings that proponents of privatization always promise before they dig their sticky hands into the public till. They
don't exist, at least according to the current national prototype — the state of Texas (Houston Chronicle):
Privatization of functions formerly performed by [state] government workers has yet to achieve any of the predicted $21.7 million in savings at the Texas Health and Human Services Commission, the state auditor reported Tuesday.

And, the auditor found, it's not clear whether using private workers for payroll and human resources jobs will save the state any money at all.

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The commission awarded the contract to Convergys in October 2004 after conducting an analysis it said showed the company could save the state as much as $21.7 million over five years.

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The auditor said commission officials overestimated the cost of a government-run system by $19 million while omitting $24 million in start-up costs and not counting other costs for the private contractor.
Three-card monte continues to be big business, and the sellers of privatization along with their governmental shills are, in a word, liars.
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Tuesday, October 04, 2005
August 6, 2001. A vacationing president, an ominous memo, and
a Supreme Court nominee in a fucked-up blouse.

UPDATE: More here.
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