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Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Fat and stupid. This
new obesity report that ranks states by relative fatness looked familiar, so I decided to put it up against the 2004 presidential election results.

Eighteen of the top twenty fattest states are red states... [scroll down a bunch of screens — my html skills are sucking]

































































































































































































































































































































































































% Votes cast
Obesity* State Bush Kerry
1 Mississippi RED 59.6 39.6
2 Alabama RED 62.5 36.8
3 West Virginia RED 56.0 43.3
4 Louisiana RED 56.7 42.2
5 Tennessee RED 56.8 42.5
6 Michigan BLUE 47.6 51.1
6 (tie) (tie) Texas RED 61.2 38.3
6 (tie) (tie) Kentucky RED 59.9 39.7
9 Indiana RED 60.1 39.2
10 South Carolina RED 59.9 38.4
11 Arkansas RED 54.3 44.5
12 Georgia RED 58.1 41.4
13 Ohio RED 51.0 48.5
14 Oklahoma RED 65.6 34.4
15 Pennsylvania BLUE 48.6 50.8
16 North Carolina RED 56.1 43.6
16 (tie) (tie) Missouri RED 53.4 46.1
16 (tie) (tie) North Dakota RED 62.9 35.5
19 Alaska RED 61.8 35.0
20 Iowa RED 50.1 49.2
20 (tie) (tie) Nebraska RED 66.1 32.6
22 Kansas RED 62.2 36.5
22 (tie) (tie) Illinois BLUE 44.6 54.8
22 (tie) (tie) Virginia RED 54.0 45.3
25 Minnesota BLUE 47.6 51.1
26 South Dakota RED 59.9 34.8
27 Delaware BLUE 45.8 53.3
28 Wisconsin BLUE 49.4 49.8
29 Washington BLUE 45.8 52.7
29 (tie) (tie) Maryland BLUE 43.3 55.7
31 California BLUE 44.3 54.6
32 Maine BLUE 44.6 53.4
32 (tie) (tie) Nevada RED 50.5 47.9
34 New York BLUE 40.5 57.8
35 DC BLUE 9.3 89.5
36 Oregon BLUE 47.6 51.5
37 Idaho RED 68.5 30.4
38 Florida RED 52.1 47.1
39 New Mexico RED 50.0 48.9
40 New Jersey BLUE 46.5 52.7
40 (tie) (tie) Arizona RED 54.9 44.5
42 Wyoming RED 69.0 29.1
43 New Hampshire BLUE 49.0 50.3
44 Utah RED 71.1 26.4
45 Montana RED 59.1 38.6
45 (tie) (tie) Vermont BLUE 38.9 59.1
47 Connecticut BLUE 44.0 54.3
48 Rhose Island BLUE 38.9 59.5
49 Massachusetts BLUE 37.0 62.1
50 Colorado RED 52.0 46.8
(N/A) (N/A) (Hawaii) BLUE 45.3 54.0


I'm no statistician, but this looks like a correlation. To be fair, the thinnest state (Colorado) is a red state, but in general I think we can safely say that fat goes with stupid.
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