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Thursday, August 19, 2004
"Nothing against you personally." While Bush pretends not to notice his Swift Boat Liar Brigade,
Tom Tomorrow of This Modern World receives a letter which he is told (by its author Jacob Smith) not to take personally:
You Fucking lousy liberal you have no idea about what america is all about you dont want a leader just a pansy ass faggot who will bow down and give in to your every request some one who will let other countries run all over us some one who will weaken our defences (military) ship all our jobs over seas you do not want a leader just a blow hard bullshitter that would rather get a blowjob in public office than do his job!!! Us defending our country and spreading democracy is what gives you the right to spread your bullshit so called intelectual comedic media. Its people like you and The ACLU that are the demise of this country fat assed lazy cocksuckers on welfare getting a free ride off the working class you fucking dope smoking hippie commie faggot fuck. Fuck Off and Die, Thank you Thats all I had to say Fuck head.
Tom Tomorrow is told not to take this personally, Jacob Smith says in a followup letter, just like John Kerry is not supposed to take personally the attacks on his record by another coward cut from the same cloth, the chickenhawk-in-chief.

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