Saturday, January 31, 2004
This just in — some of that Bush sperm may have ended up outside the holy matrimonial loins ( Behold the holiness of a Bush marriage. AP): Most recently we wrote bout Neilsie HOUSTON - A judge ordered DNA testing to determine whether President Bush's brother Neil fathered a child with another woman while he was married.
Neil Bush's ex-wife, Sharon, requested the tests to defend herself against a defamation lawsuit filed by the other woman's ex-husband.
Sharon Bush testified during the couple's contentious divorce that she heard rumors that her husband had an affair with Maria Andrews and is the father of her 3-year-old son. Andrews and Neil Bush are now engaged.
Andrews' ex-husband, Robert, filed a defamation lawsuit against Sharon Bush in September, saying he is the boy's father.
The DNA testing was ordered by the court on Friday.
Dale Jefferson, Robert Andrews' attorney, said the child will submit a swab in March and he is confident it will prove Robert Andrews' paternity.
Similar testing requested by Sharon Bush during her divorce case was denied because Robert Andrews was not a party to that case. here but feel free to peruse this more complete list. Don't neglect Neil's dalliances with shady business deals and pre-paid Asian prostitutes.
With such a supremely lousy example of heterosexual marriage as Neil Bush's, it will be difficult for George to argue for anti-homosexual constitutional amendments — with a straight face.
Cross-posted at American Samizdat.
View the Archive
Alternatives to First Command Financial Planning
First Command, last resort, Part 3
Stealing $50K from a widow: Wells Real Estate
Leo Wells, REITs and divine wealth
Sex-crazed Red State teenagers
What I hate: a manifesto
Spawn of Darleen Druyun
All-American high school sex party
Why is Ken Lay smiling?
Poppy's Enron birthday party
The Saudi money laundry and the president's uncle
The sentence of Enron's John Forney
The holiness of Neil Bush's marriage
The Silence of Cheney: a poem
South Park Christians
Capitalist against Bush: Warren Buffett
Fastow childen vs. Enron children
Give your prescription money to your old boss
Neil Bush, hard-working matchmaker
Republicans against fetuses and pregnant women
Emboldened Ken Lay
Please die for me so I can skip your funeral
A brief illustrated history of the Republican Party
Soldiers become accountants
Beware the Merrill Lynch mob
Darleen Druyun's $5.7 billion surprise
First responder funding
Hoovering the country
First Command fifty percent load
Ken Lay and the Atkins diet
Leave no CEO behind
August in Crawford
Profitable slave labor at Halliburton
Tom Hanks + Mujahideen
Sharon & Neilsie Bush
One weekend a month, or eternity
Is the US pumping Iraqi oil to Kuwait?
Seth Glickenhaus: Capitalist against Bush
Martha's blow job
Mark Belnick: Tyco Catholic nut
Cheney's deferred Halliburton compensation
Jeb sucks sugar cane
Poindexter & LifeLog
American Family Association panic
Riley Bechtel and the crony economy
The Book of Sharon (Bush)
The Art of Enron
Waiting in Kuwait: Jay Garner
What's an Army private worth?
Barbara Bodine, Queen of Baghdad
Sneaky bastards at Halliburton
Golf course and barbecue military strategy
Enron at large
Cracker Chic 2
No business like war business
Martha Stewart vs. Thomas White
Roger Kimball, disappointed Republican poetry fan
Cheney, Lay, Afghanistan
Terry Lynn Barton, crimes of burning
Feasting at the Cheney trough
Who would Jesus indict?
Return of the Carlyle Group
Duct tape is for little people
GOP and bad medicine
Sears Tower vs Mt Rushmore
Crooked playing field
John O'Neill: The man who knew
Back to the top
. . .
All rights reserved
Times of posting
are US Central
to quotations by
of links is highly
subject to change
heavy machinery or
prohibited by law
or executive fiat.
Links are subject
to change whenever