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Tuesday, September 23, 2003
Conjoined twins: Texas and Iraq. Not even the propagandists can tell them apart (
Yahoo News):
U.S. Army hero Jessica Lynch is Canadian, snipers loyal to Saddam Hussein crouch on a roof flanked by the skyscraper that was home to television's J.R. Ewing and the streets of the Iraqi city of Nassiriya are near downtown Dallas.

Welcome to the world of NBC's made-for-television movie "Saving Jessica Lynch" where Iraq meets Texas in the telling of the 20-year-old Army private's ordeal in Iraq.

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When production officials looked at what they quickly needed to do to get the movie on TV in time for its November airing, Texas emerged as the best locale.

To create the illusion of Iraq, several blocks of warehouses in south Dallas were transformed into Nassiriya by spraying sand-color concrete onto buildings destined to be condemned and creating removable facades for other buildings.

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"I felt this movie should be shot on American soil because the film is about an American icon," [Executive Producer Dan] Paulson said.


The American icon is played by Canadian actor Laura Regan, who said it is an honor for her to portray Lynch.

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The Iraqi street scene in Dallas will remain intact after the movie is aired, and some country music stars indicated they may use it for patriotic music videos that celebrate the war.
Texas and not Hollywood is apparently the best place to go for "removable facades."

Here is Dan Paulson's filmography, a list desperately in need of some cynical publicity.

This will be the second fake TV movie dramatization in three months intended to mythologize the Bush administration — i.e., tell new lies about the previous lies.

So Jessica Lynch will be played by a Canadian. French-Canadian?

And what is it about the intimate connection between country music and blind war-support?
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