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Monday, October 14, 2002
Bunker Boy says "Keep out." Vice president Dick Cheney doesn’t want anyone looking at what really happened during the events that led to the September 11, 2001, attacks, according to
Newsweek, in a report filed by Michael Isikoff and Tamara Lipper.

Any reasonable citizen might ask himself: why would our vice president want to obscure the truth? Says the article:

Cheney strongly opposes the idea of any independent body’s poking into the White House’s conduct.

So? Millions of people opposed so-called independent prosecutor Kenneth Starr's poking into Monica Lewinsky's closet during a Whitewater investigation — as if it were even peripherally relevant. At least the 9/11 commission has a strict focus. (Or is political blowback the larger fear? Why, yes, Watson, I believe we're onto something!)

But White House officials say this would allow congressional Democrats—who will control half the appointees—to "politicize" the commission.

Politicization of the White House's own behavior in response to the terrorist attacks is precisely what is driving this movement toward an independent inquiry. The actions of the Bush administration — proposing Alaskan oil drilling in the week following 9/11/01 (odd timing), the secret 2001 Ken Lay/Enron energy policy meetings (odd timing), the Afghani pipeline connection, Cheney's own speech to the Cato Institute in 1998 depicting Central Asia as the fulcrum of American energy policy, the fraudulent linkage of 9/11 to Iraq — aroused the suspicions that only an independent investigation could allay.

FYI Dick: If you're guilty of some malfeasance or obfuscation or outright fraud (like so many of your Enron and Halliburton friends), then it's conceivable you would want to oppose such an investigation. On the other hand, an independent investigation would be the perfect way to demonstrate the purity and high-mindedness of your intentions as well as your innocence.

So… Let's roll! Investigate!
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