Tuesday, July 09, 2002
Let them eat steroids. So baseball players want to strike again? We should simply ban drug testing and give them as much money as possible. That way, instead of using athletic ability and training as a benchmark, we can judge professional athletes according to the pharmacological risks they are willing to undertake to make their millions. Eventually, they'll all become evenly-matched hormonally-enhanced cybersuperhumans, the sport will become duller than it already is, audiences will vanish, and large cities will no longer have to subsidize terrorist targets (i.e., stadiums) with public money that could be better used in at least a thousand more productive ways.
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