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Friday, December 20, 2002
Skimble is on break. See you in January. Meanwhile, go visit
Plep.
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One of the themes of this blog just came to a head today (
Yahoo/AP):
DALLAS - The Securities and Exchange Commission has formalized its investigation of Halliburton Co.'s accounting practices, the company said.

The decision, announced late Thursday, expands a probe the SEC began in May.

The accounting issue concerns a 1998 policy change, when Dallas-based Halliburton began counting cost overruns as additional revenue on some construction and engineering jobs, before the customer agreed to pay for the extra costs.

The change was made when Vice President Dick Cheney served as the company's CEO and was approved by Arthur Andersen, the company's former auditor.
This is something we have consistently pointed out in many earlier posts: the disproportionate treatment of Arthur Andersen, relative to the still-unindicted Enron executives, was always ultimately meant to protect not just George W. Bush but also former Halliburton CEO Dick Cheney. They knew that the SEC would bear down upon Halliburton sooner or later, and what better way to destroy the accounting evidence than to shred not the documents but the auditor itself.

The entire administration reeks of cronyism and dirty tricks. What's the antonym of "meritocracy"? The Bush dynasty.
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Thursday, December 19, 2002
Eric Alterman reviewing Bob Woodward's Bush at War book in
The American Prospect:
There is no such thing as context in Woodward's world, almost no history and absolutely no possibility that anyone would dare to try to mislead America's most famous reporter.

I am prepared to believe most of what's here; not that it actually happened, but that someone in a position of authority is willing to say it did.
From presidential investigator to empire stenographer in thirty years. Sad.
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"Our first problem is not immigration but the American corporation. That is the force which has succeeded in taking America away from us."

The quote above doesn't do justice to this fascinating, 7,500-word interview with
Norman Mailer called "I Am Not for World Empire" in The American Conservative Magazine.

Via Cursor, who also directs our attention to the article that Mailer refers to, written by Jay Bookman.
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The
Hans Blix Fan Page, courtesy of Bluejake. Did you know he is a rally racer?
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Who is "US"?
What is America's responsibility at this moment of its dominance? I believe it is to build a world that moves beyond interdependence to an integrated global community of shared responsibilities, shared benefits and shared values.

America must support the institutions of global community, beginning with the United Nations. The United Nations is an organization still becoming, still imperfect. We Americans have not always done our part in it, but it is all we have, and now that we live in an interdependent world, it must have our full support in building an integrated global community. [...]

From the dawn of human society up to the present time, we have been bedeviled by a persistent curse: the compulsion people feel to define the meaning of their lives in positive terms with reference to those who are like them racially, tribally, culturally, religiously, politically, and by negative reference to those who are different. People then feel compelled to oppress those who are different when they are small and powerless enough not to prevent it.

Increasingly wider circles of interdependence, however, have taught people to accept the humanity of those they once degraded. Indeed, the whole course of human history can be seen as a constant struggle to expand the definition of who is "us" and shrink the definition of who is "them."
Bill Clinton, December 19, 2002.
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I scratch your back, you give me $20 million. Deal? Compensation committees are groups of people on corporate boards of directors who decide how many bazillions to give the CEO. How do they decide how much? It helps if you bribe them (and their children) first...
...Frank E. Walsh Jr., a former member of the compensation committee at Tyco International, pleaded guilty to charges of failing to report that Tyco had paid him a $20 million fee for his role in a company deal. [...]

For example, at Clear Channel Communications, the nation's largest radio chain, only one of the five people on its compensation committee is free of potential conflicts. The committee has retained — indeed, sweetened — pay packages that guaranteed raises for the chairman, L. Lowry Mays, and his two sons, regardless of company performance. The sons have severance agreements that entitle them to 14 years of salary, bonuses, benefits and stock options if they quit because the board fails to choose one of them to succeed their father as chief executive. [...]

And three of the eight people who set the final pay package for John F. [Jack] Welch Jr. when he was chief executive of General Electric have done business, through their own companies, with G.E. Their decision, which at first looked like a pay cut for Mr. Welch, actually gave him a 50 percent raise for the year. [...]

John W. Snow, chosen by President Bush last week as Treasury secretary, was paid more than $50 million in his nearly 12 years as chairman of the railroad company CSX even as profits fell and its stock lagged the market. [...]

At Carnival [cruise ship operator], a compensation committee with three members — only one of whom has no ties to the company — approved a $40.5 million total pay package, including stock options, for the chief executive, Micky Arison, in 2001. The committee's proxy report notes that Mr. Arison himself actually recommends the size of his bonus and that there is "no specific relationship" between that bonus and company performance.
Our current political and economic environment, and the administration that fosters it, divorces cause from effect. Attacked by Al Qaeda? Attack Iraq. Your friends at Enron defrauded shareholders and employees? Ignore the CEOs and indict the auditor. Problems with Harken stock trades? Raise the terror alert.

It's all part of one big pattern of conflict of interest. Each one of these sideshows is designed to distract us from the real linkages between money, power and the people who are stealing from all of us in the form of eroded investments, insider trades, job loss, tax cuts for the rich, federal deficits, and outlays for "homeland security" that manage to reward
giant pharmaceutical companies.

Quotations above taken from The New York Times, via Altercation.
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Wednesday, December 18, 2002
Scoop!
Atrios traces the line from the Christian ultra-right to companies that supply proprietary voting machines. Read his take and be sure to check out all the links he provides.
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$10,000 Reward for information leading to the identity of the Eli Lilly Bandit — the person who slipped the midnight rider into the Homeland Security Bill, shielding the pharmaceutical giant from lawsuits by parents who claim the company's vaccines caused their children's autism. (Relevance to Homeland Security? None.)

Spotted over at Ruminate This.
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The best little whorehouse is Texas. From today's
Houston Chronicle:
State Rep. Tom Craddick, who is expected to become the speaker of the Texas House in January, received tens of thousands of dollars in income from energy companies benefiting from a tax cut he sponsored in 1999, a government watchdog group reported Tuesday.

The tax measure, which provided a temporary severance tax exemption for marginal oil and gas wells in Texas, was championed by then-Gov. George W. Bush and was approved overwhelmingly by Texas lawmakers.

Craddick, R-Midland, who is in the oil and gas business, was the House sponsor. [...]

The watchdog group said Craddick's royalty payments included between $10,000 and $24,999 from Pioneer Natural Resources, which received a $1 million tax cut from the legislation.

Pioneer was created in 1997 in a merger orchestrated by former Bush business associate Richard Rainwater. Bush declared the tax break an emergency, which helped to speed up legislative passage of the measure. [...]

Craddick, who has announced that he has enough votes to be elected the first Republican speaker of the Texas House in modern times, had previously been criticized for his business ties.

Also in 1999, during a debate over electric deregulation, Craddick carried an amendment to give Cap Rock Energy an edge over other electric utilities in Texas. A year earlier, he had been paid $28,500 for brokering a separate business deal for the company.

Craddick's daughter, Christi Craddick, also received $30,000 in lobbying fees from Cap Rock in 1999, the Fort Worth Star Telegram reported earlier this fall. Subsequently, a spokesman for the Craddicks announced that Christi would no longer be a lobbyist while her father was speaker.
I normally don't give a damn about Texas politics, except we're beginning to see that it is an incubator for the diseased politics wafting out of the White House. If Texas is the rough draft, how far can we sink as a nation?

By the way, how's that Enron/Cheney criminal investigation going?
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Tuesday, December 17, 2002
Leave no child behind except for the ones missing or dead in Florida (Associated Press via
FindLaw):
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) - Law enforcement officials still cannot find more than 100 of 393 children reported missing from Department of Children & Families care, a report released Tuesday said.

Out the 103 youngsters listed on the report, 88 are being sought by law enforcement as missing children. Thirteen have turned 18 and are not being sought by law enforcement, the report said. Another turned 18 but is being sought as a missing adult and another, 17-year-old Marissa Karp, was found slain in August.

Gov. Jeb Bush started Operation Safe Kids in August, ordering DCF and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement to find the children missing from state care, most of whom are believe to be runaways or taken by a noncustodial relative.

Bush called the operation a success in a statement released Tuesday, saying that in addition to locating most of the missing children it improved communication between DCF and law enforcement agencies.

Operation Safe Kids "has helped to establish a system that will better protect the children in our state," Bush said.

As part of the process, the state formed seven regional task forces to search for the children and make recommendations on how to better ensure children's safety.

Bush's order resulted from DCF scrutiny in the wake of the Rilya Wilson case. The 5-year-old Miami girl was missing for 15 months before department officials in April realized she was gone. She is still unaccounted-for.
Also unaccounted for is a shred of competence or moral fiber in any member of the Bush family.
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We're #1! Skimble is the only site to come up when you Google
"faith-based hypocrite".

How proud are we? Ludicrously proud.
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"You have been fantastic to the Bush family," the elder Bush said. "I don't think anybody did more than you did to support George."

Before we even heard the name Lewinsky, here's how Enron and the Bushes fellated each other with great gusto:
A videotape of a January 1997 going-away party for former Enron President Rich Kinder features nearly half an hour of absurd skits, songs and testimonials by company executives and prominent Houstonians, the Houston Chronicle reported in its Monday editions.

The collection is all meant in good fun, but some of the comments are ironic in the current climate of corporate scandal.

In one skit, former Administrative Executive Peggy Menchaca played the part of Kinder as he received a budget report from then-President Jeff Skilling, who played himself, and Financial Planning Executive Tod Lindholm.

When the pretend Kinder expressed doubt that Skilling could pull off 600 percent revenue growth for the coming year, Skilling revealed how it could be done.

"We're going to move from mark-to-market accounting to something I call HFV, or hypothetical future value accounting," Skilling joked as he read from a script. "If we do that, we can add a kazillion dollars to the bottom line."

Richard Causey, the former chief accounting officer who was embroiled in many of the business deals named in the indictments of other Enron executives, made an unfortunate joke later on the tape.

"I've been on the job for a week managing earnings, and it's easier than I thought it would be," Causey said, referring to a practice that is frowned upon by securities regulators. "I can't even count fast enough with the earnings rolling in."

Joe Sutton and Rebecca Mark, the two executives credited with leading Enron on an international buying spree, did a painfully awkward rap for Kinder, while former Enron Broadband Services President Ken Rice recounted a basketball game where employees from Enron Capital & Trade beat Kinder's Enron Corp. team, 98-50.

"I know you never forget a number, Rich," Rice said.

President George W. Bush, who then was governor of Texas, also took part in the skit, as did his father.

At the party, the younger Bush pleaded with Kinder: "Don't leave Texas. You're too good a man."

The governor's father also offered a send-off to Kinder, thanking him for helping his son reach the governor's mansion.

"You have been fantastic to the Bush family," the elder Bush said. "I don't think anybody did more than you did to support George."
Where's the story?
Here.
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Junior's pro-poverty movement. It's hard to imagine a bolder political statement than
"the poor don't pay enough taxes" in a USA where indicted and disgraced corporate officers who have destroyed billions in shareholder investments oversee the construction of their $15 million 24,000 square foot megamansions.

Combine that with Junior's propensity to kiss the feet of faith-based hogwash peddlers who feel entitled to determine the birth control methods of everyone else. Meanwhile, in a more intelligent non-American universe, the United Nations has announced that birth control is a remedy for poverty.

Then add the winter removal of heat from the poor's shabby homes, and you've got a villain in the George W. Bush administration that would rival anything in Dickens.

What a difference a few decades make. The American war on poverty has devolved into Junior's war on the impoverished. It's not enough that they're down — we've got to pummel them with the full weight of the Republican party, its formidable assets, its clandestine agenda, its theocratic leanings, its dubious leadership, and its fundamental racism.

Merry Christmas, poor people, from the GOP. Here's a swift kick in the teeth. Try not to bleed on our money too profusely.
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Monday, December 16, 2002
Lifestyles of the Rich and Fatuous. Somehow I just can't let go of the corporate malfeasance story (
New York Times):
Meanwhile, Scott D. Sullivan, WorldCom's former chief financial officer, continues construction on his 24,000-square-foot megamansion in Boca Raton, Fla. Mr. Sullivan was indicted on charges that he conspired to hide billions of dollars in losses at the company.

[...] Mr. Sullivan is regularly seen zipping around town in his silver Range Rover on his way to inspect that $15 million construction project, which includes an 18-seat movie theater, a private art gallery and a lagoon.

While Mr. Sullivan may not be safe from jail and civil lawsuits, his new home is secure; even if he is forced to file for bankruptcy, Florida's Homestead Act could protect the home and the land from creditors.
Of course his 24,000 square foot home is protected, with Florida's high-quality crony-protecting legislation. To endanger Sullivan's house, wouldn't the governor of Florida have to want to come after him really bad? But Jeb's distracted, busy feathering the nests of his brothers, the educational software genius and Silverado savings-and-loan leech* (Neil) and that other one, what's-his-name.

*Bailed out by Daddy at taxpayer expense.
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