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Thursday, August 15, 2002
Media Whores Online is a good thing. The laxity of the USA's hyperexpensive media personalities and their slavish devotion to an increasingly narrow set of corporate owners deserves the kind of outrage that Media Whores Online is alone in dispensing. Without any analytical or critical instincts of their own, the rightfully named media whores dish out press releases as reportage and undigested spin as documentation. Compared to the desert of mainstream media, MWO is moisture.

If We the People aren't going to get facts, we have a right to get angry -- even (or especially) anonymously.
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Wednesday, August 14, 2002
What does "skimble" mean? Alas, I thought I made it up. To name this little venture, I wanted to use a word that didn't mean anything, so it could mean whatever I -- or you -- wanted it to mean. Having finally Googled it after the fact, I am horrified to learn that Skimble is the name of one of the supporting roles in the execrable musical Cats. But I was pleasantly surprised to learn that it has an older, more appropriate meaning according to something called the Hutchinson Encyclopaedia:
skimble-scamble (a. archaic): rambling; jumbled.
Which is about as complimentary a description as I should expect.
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I know theatre, and this is no theatre. The multiplying descriptions of the Bush adminstration as a series of stage-managed theatrical events fall short of the mark. If this is theatre, it is bad theatre, as you might expect from a bunch of privileged Republican hacks without a speck of art in their souls.

The latest example, the Waco economic forum, might be Theatre of the Absurd, stripped of any civic, economic or even entertainment value. The lies, contradictions and nonsequiturs compound, as reported by the
New York Times:
The president offered no new programs or ideas to repair the economy, although he did choose the literal center stage of the forum to announce that he would not release $5.1 billion in emergency spending requested by Congress to fight terrorism, saying he wanted to move toward a balanced budget as soon as possible. "We'll spend none of it," Mr. Bush said.
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Tuesday, August 13, 2002
Tribute to a witness. The photographer Bill Biggart was killed when the second World Trade Tower collapsed above him. Taken at Ground Zero, these
final photographs chronicle the last hour of his life.
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Is Hatfill a patsy or a perp? The case against him as the anthrax mail-murderer may rest only on circumstantial evidence, but it sure is fascinating evidence. An unpublished 1998 novel about a bioattack on Congress. A hoax anthrax letter sent to Tom Daschle in mid-November from England, where Hatfill just happened to be. All this (and more!) in a single article in today's
New York Times, as reported by Nicholas D. Kristof.

What is it about Tom Daschle, anyway?
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Monday, August 12, 2002
Who needs a conspiracy? I just found an email I never sent in response to an
ABC News report about those wacky conspiracy theorists, God bless 'em. Anyway, here it is (from April 2002)...

Another scenario, discounting the alleged alien voices on the cockpit recorder, is that the Bush administration knew nothing of the 9/11 attack per se in spite of having been one of its causes, directly or indirectly.

After an improvisational period the administration realized that the attacks represented one of the greatest image-enhacing bonanzas a president could receive. (Hence Clinton's chagrin, and Bush's giddy "trifecta" remarks.) Foreknowledge is an interesting theory worth pursuing, because one could argue that the only worldwide beneficiary of the attacks was the Bush II administration and its closest circle of friends and family (e.g., the Carlyle Group).

Couple this with an all-oil all-the-time policy (supported by the former CEOs of Halliburton and Enron who set US energy policy) and within days the administration set its sights on... Alaska! Within the week, however, it was clear that the oil opportunity was not in a domestic wildlife preserve after all, but in central Asia.

The conspiracy theories flourish not because of an innate American paranoia, but because so many signal aspects of the administration simply don't add up. Fifteen of the 19 hijackers carry Saudi passports, but the "axis of evil" revolves around Iraq. Cheney's June 1998 speech to the Cato Institute refers to operating in "places where, all things considered, one would not normally choose to go. But, we go where the business is [i.e., central Asia]." There are dozens more easily cited facts like these that reveal, if not a hidden conpiracy's agenda, at least an ability to rationalize self-serving behavior ex post facto. The administration's repeated denunciation of any criticism as "unpatriotic" is, well, un-American.

The scent of oil mixed with defense contracting hangs over the administration's every move. If we "follow the money," the profiteers of 9/11 will turn out to be none other than those directly connected to the Bush dynasty and its grudge match against Saddam Hussein. An administration's conflicts of interest have never been quite so flagrant (let's not even talk about Michael Powell, today's poster child of self-interest in a public position).

What's the mainstream media's responsibility in all this? Profit concerns force you to look away from the real causes and real effects of the machinery of power, because they're far less photogenic. Besides, you're owned by the same people you're supposedly reporting on. That's why it's important for you to marginalize people who think in ways that conflict with what you broadcast. We don't all believe in "alien voices"; there are plenty of unintelligible remarks already emanating from the White House that you seem to ignore.
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Hurry slowly. From Italo Calvino's Six Memos for the Next Millennium, a wonderful book about the qualities he values in literature, comes this Chinese story:
Among Chuang-Tzu's many skills, he was an expert draftsman. The king asked him to draw a crab. Chuang-tzu replied that he needed five years, a country house, and twelve servants. Five years later the drawing was still not begun. "I need another five years," said Chuang-tzu. The king granted them. At the end of these ten years, Chuang-tzu took up his brush and, in an instant, with a single stroke, he drew a crab, the most perfect crab ever seen.
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