They're young, fit, GOP, and not in Iraq.

They're young, fit, GOP, and not in Iraq. Jenna Bush and Henry Hager tie the knot this weekend. She will be wearing Oscar de la Renta instead of camouflage. He's a former White House staffer and the son of the Virginia Republican Party chairman. "Jenna and Henry will be married at twilight in front of a limestone altar and cross near a man-made lake on the property."

Neither has volunteered for the war their party started for reasons that have yet to be explained five years on. They are a disgrace to our nation, and a slap in the face of every American man and woman in Iraq and Afghanistan — not to mention every taxpayer who has financed Daddy's private grudge match with Saddam (and Jenna's granddad).

According to the Houston Chronicle, they will be honeymooning in Europe instead of central Asia.