Republican Kama Sutra.

Republican Kama Sutra. On May 10, two short weeks from now, MBA daughter Jenna Bush and MBA student Henry Hager will get married at her family's “ranch” near Crawford. What could be more exciting than a GOP wedding? A Republican honeymoon!

To mark the occasion (and to help them overcome the abstinence education prescribed by their elders), we present some of the most important Republican sexual positions that have served their ancestors so well in creating an atmosphere of endless privilege, practiced ignorance, and lifelong irresponsibility.


Missionary Accomplished



Backdoor Recount



Walking the Elephant



Paging Senator Craig



De-Baathification



Reverse Cowboy

Congratulations, Jenna and Henry! Consider this your early wedding present from everyone in Skimbleland!