Marine anthropology.

Marine anthropology. We can only assume that this post from "BenAMarine" is from an actual Marine:

Only Domestic Help Wear Uniforms

As you may know, President George W. Bush has three brothers and a sister. Together, the five Bush children have produced 10 combat-capable enlistment age adults who would be suitable for military service in this, a time of war declared by their father or uncle.

These children are the president’s daughters, Jenna and Barbara; Jeb’s sons George P. and John Ellis Bush Jr., and daughter, Noelle; Neil Bush’s daughter Lauren and son, Pierce: Marvin Bush’s son* Marshall; and Dorothy Bush Koch’s son Samuel, and daughter Ellie.

So far none of them have chosen to take up arms in the great battle for freedom that is Iraq.

And neither did the great swath of chickenhawks among their elders in the administration.

Somebody please tell BenAMarine about Operation Yellow Elephant.

*ADDENDUM: Apparently Marvin Bush also has another son called Walker, and he and his daddy are up to some serious badness together.