What will the Great Wall of Texas consist of? To keep out all the brown people, Americans will rely on the White GOP Elephant: "Devices like the Tethered Aerostat Radar, a helium-filled airship made for the Air Force by Lockheed Martin that is twice the size of the Goodyear Blimp. Attached to the ground by a cable, the airship can hover overhead and automatically monitor any movement night or day. (One downside: it cannot operate in high winds.)"
The $1.8 billion Great Wall of Texas — the only thing that can bring it down it is the wind.
