Exactly how often do George and Laura fuck? In what positions? How often do Dick and Lynne fuck? How about daughter Mary? Scalia? Rice? Rumsfeld? How about Ken Mehlman: pitcher or catcher? What is Grover Norquist's idea of foreplay? What are Abramoff's kinks? How vigorous is Karl Rove? Where's the list of who Jeff Gannon fucked inside the White House? What about the quickly-forgotten Porter Goss and his hookers? And
WaPo sex columnist David Broder — what's up with his sex life, or lack thereof?
These are important questions that deserve accurate answers. Because if we as a nation can spend our public discourse
tittering in veiled language about the marriage of the Clintons, demonstrably more popular in or out of power than any Republicans, then we can spend a little of it speculating about Republican genital activity as well. They're the Abstinence Party, after all.
That would be fair and balanced.