I have been wondering about the rock-headed persistence of that 33 percent of Americans who continue to approve of Bush's performance. In light of all the evidence, how could they continue to hold the Boy Emperor in high regard?
The only conclusion I can reach is that they must have some kind of disease. Let's conduct a mini-diagnosis: Irrational? Lack of memory? Brain-wasting syndrome? Carnivorous? Texan?
Of course, that's it. They must all have vCJD, the human cousin of mad cow disease.